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HHHAYYY i got my self on the net.... grunt, you need to send me a pic of you so we can get you there, im going to put the patch up next
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Spandex Rules and Regulations

hi all squid here again
its time for a funny story


ok ok ok ok okay......

so when grunt came home from his leave, we went out drinken
i dont know if i told this story but anyways, its funny
so we went drinken and dave and i were already out and he met us at the bar
and we bought him drink after drink after drink after shot after shot after drink

he was gone like 6 or 8 months so this hit him super hard
i dont know if he remembers what happened
but i saw this frist hand,
i might have not been that night
but it was a night like that and we were DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK....

so there was this chick at the bar
not a good looking chick
kinda large (which is not an insult)
but what she was wearing was an insult
SPANDEX, and thats it
she had "extra" hangen out everywhere, to give you a visual

so drunk grunt, stumbled over to her
got the courage and this is what happened....

grunt "eeehhhxxxcuse meee..... butttt SPPaaandex hasss a Weeighhhttt Liiimiiit.. Yaahh Knnnnooowww..... erppp"

and the lady and every one around her turned around, she looked him up and down
then SSLLAAPPP a big fat hand across the face.....

Grunt "eeeehhhhh" (as he slowly turn his head back to the lady) "i'mmm stillll Riinnggghhtt"

and grunt turnd around, came back to dave and i and thats when we went to a different bar....

lesson, be prepaired for the aftermath of what you say, but dont regret it.

squid out..... some of my pick up lines have gotten me smacked too, but thats a different story

Small Town Rumors

Hi all
squid here

so you all know if you have been reading that i had a girlfriend here in st jay,
i dated her for a while maybe 4 months, and in that time things just went down hill

she is a nice girl, but she just didnt have what i wanted, she was a homebody, didnt do anything, did want to go climbing, or try it, didnt want to go riding with me and had no intrest in diving.... that does not mean that she was all bad, i dont care if a girl has no intrest in that, but she had no intrest in anything at all. she had no hobbies, no drive and no direction. so what came about was that i left her. i broke it off as nicely as i could, but it turned ugly... she got really mad at me, and i guess she had a right, she fell in love with me and i didnt fell the same back, and she wanted to get married and i made it clear that i was headed down that road once before and now i was just looken to date for a while, not think of marrage!!!!

she tried to move in to my appartment with me, with out asking, and she was always there, naver game me my "me" time.

so as i said it before i broke it off.

she stalked me for a while, called and e-mailed me and im'ed me and drove by for about 2 months, and then she finally got over it and found a new boy. i found out she was dating some other guy and i was happy for her. i hopped she moved on and found someone that she could settel down with and start the family she wanted.


well...... small town = quick rumors!!!

come to find out the other day, the guy that introduced us, i work with and he called me over to his department at the plant,

friend "hay did you hear about katy?"
squid "naw, all i know is that she found a boy and im happy for her"
friend "well she found a boy, but he is nothing of a winner type"
squid "really..."
friend "well did you hear, she quit her job, moved out of her appartment and moved in with this guy?"
squid "naw, wow, tobad, i got her that job she wanted... well helped her get that job."
friend "well he is the cause of this, come to find out, she quit, cus the court house she works for said that is she dates an Xcon she has to quit cuz they dont want her to have a realtionship with him, becuase it would compromise her job, also he is still married to a girl and she is pregnant with his child, but she moved in with him, and he doesnt plan on devorcing her."
squid"..... holy shit, i knew she was a little dense, but come on"
friend "yeah we are all asking that, and she doesnt come around anymore, we cant seem to talk to her"
squid "yeah......"

well come to find out, this is what anther friend of mine told me.
he works with someone i know, and his wife use to work with my xgirl friend, and she happend to be the person that hired her.... i had a hand in that too...

soooooooooo....... here is the rumor straightened out
this girl is dating a xcon that does all of his court shit at the court house that she worked at, they put her on administrative leave and then asked her not to come back (fired her) because he was compramising her job, beucase she handled or had somethign to do with his cases at the court house, and she refused to stop dating him, she moved out of her appartment and moved in with him and he is still married to a different girl that got pregnant by him, and he is not planning of devorsing her.... sooo fucked up... and i feel kinda bad, but i am so glad im not in the middle of that!

fuck.....

leason learned,
if you live in a small town, dont date the girls there, the rumors and stories get around way to much.

this is squid signing off
sayen
sometimes girls are not worth it!.... but sometimes they worth every second of your day....

Extreem Quiz #1

ok, so how extreem are you?
here is the squid and grunt extreem quiz one
this could be a set of many

1. Do you store your bikes in the house year round
a. yes
b. no
c. they have thier own room and i tuck them in at night

2. Have you contimplated riding down the stairs in hour house
a. yes
b. no
c. and my friends daired me
d. and my friends daired me when i was drunk

3. Do you scuba dive year round, even in January when the water is warmer than the surrounding air
a. yes
b. no
c. some one punch me in the neck to get my balls to drop again (oh hell yeah i do)

4. Do your parents call and the first question is, have your hurt your self lately
a. once a week
b. only when im in the hospital
c. i call them from the hospital
d. no

5. When walking down town, do you think of how you can climb buildings for pratice
a. i think i can do town hall
b. ive done town hall
c. no

6. Do your nice cloths still have blood stains on them
a. i couldnt get my shin to stop bleading before church
b. good cloths....i dont get the question?
c. no
d. stains...? i call them honor badges!

7. Do your friend refur to you at Nutz, Crazy or insain
a. yes
b. no
c. i thought thoes were my nicknames
d. usually all in once sentense and when they are introducing me to peopel

8. Do your spots have the same danger lever as your job
a. yes
b. no
c. they all rank at the top ten dangerious things to do
d. that how i keep my edge

9. Even when the doctor tells you not to go do things after your are hurt, do you still do them?
a. yes
b. no
c. i thought it was sugestion
d. what does not kill you, hurts more and makes you stronger

10. Have you decided what you want done with your body after you have died?
a. yes
b. no
c. yes, and more than one person knows, so that i know my wishes will be carried out
d. yes, i have a letter writen in sealed envalope, ready to be opened

the last question was just to make you think, the others are just fun

squid out

Female Sailors... nothing like them

sooooooooooooooooooo
squid here
with a story from my college years
ooohhhh how sooo long ago..... yeah not that long ago
but this is a few years old

so if you didnt know
i went to Maine Maritime Academy
a merchant marine college
if you dont know what that is, look it up.... educate your self
and move back to here, and read the story

so part of my college was shipping out
round the world and going placed
be'in on the sea, doin my job in the engine room
the heat and the noise
the "hole" as we call it

and when shipping out with the school
we got some really intersting experiences
there were very few girls that went to mma
and the ones that did were usually "Special" girls
now i mean special in a good way,
they where all nice, some good looking, most not....
they where all good at math, had great common sence
could be girly at times with the beauty products and all
but most of the time
where covered in greast and could sling sailor talk and make most of the boys blush
but the best parts of shipping out
was when they asked us boys how to do things...
guy "things"
and one of thoes days was learning how to spit....
and im not saying you know spit here and there
i mean halk a loogie 20 feet off the rail in to the wake of a ship
or on a windy day be able to spit straight up and have it land 40 feet on the deck behind you with out getting a drop on your self.

that kind of spitting

so here is how it went
day one
buddy and i where on the fan tail of the boat
smoking (when i use to smoke) drinken some cokes
talken and spitten over the rail
goin for distance
short round, and two maybe three other girls walk up
see my buddy spit and go
"Wow...."
Buddy "and thats not the half of it, watch Mitsu go" (old nick name for squid...me)
and i snort, and sniff and cough and cough and cough
and hhhhhhaaaaaaaccckkkkk, ttttthhhoooooooo
and i lonched a loogie that sailed inthe wind for 20 to 25 feet of the rail.

SR "wow....."
girl 1 "how the fuck did you do that" (good sailor talk)
girl 2 "i think im going to be sick"
gril 3 "you got to teach us that"

squid "ok its easy, snort your snot, get it to the back of your throught(wrong spelling), and then cough it up, hack a little to get it to your mouth, kinda ball it up and when go to spit you got to put alot of air behind it. "

SR (short round)" ok here i go" snort snort snort, cough cough hack cough couhg.........

squid "ok spit"

SR "cough cough cough... i think i swallowed it" cough cough cough

buddy "yeah you dont want to do that"

gril 1 "ok my turn" snort snort, hack hack hack..... poooooooooofffff
girl 1 "aaahhh groose, it got all over me"

Squid "more air more air"

Girl 2 "like this" snot snot, cough cough, tthhooooo (nothing came out)
girl 2 "cough cough cough cough eeeeeeeehhh cough cough, choke cough"

buddy "hahahah yeah thats how ya do it"

Girl 3 "my turn" snort cough hack ttthhhoooooo, and off it flew, bout 5 feet.

squid "hay good job"

girl 3 "see we can do that too"

Squid "yeah i know something you cant do"

Girl 2 "what?"

squid "write your name in the snow with your pee"


well thats about it for now.... hope you had a good day, cuz i really did
im going to go hurass my roommate when i get home from work, im working nights and she will be asleep, i think im going to go bust her door down and scare the living daylights out of her, or............. cook something that smells really nasty or good, and make her get up then i will go to bed.........

squid out
remember.....
today is the tomorrow that you dreamed about yesterday

And She Tried to Jump Her Roommate

Ok ok ok ok....
squid here

i brought my digital camera into work today
to take some picks of work
for my computer, you know the turbine, condenser,
some air compressors the furnace front
engineering shit, most engineers do that
Sarah was looken through my pic's on my comp one time
and quote
"You guys are all the same... all you engineers have you engine pictures"

so i was looken through my pics and i came across two of my roomie
you know... shortround
well they where pics of her after she tried to jump me in the appartment
and im not talking about "JUMPING ME jumping me"....
she is my best friend and roommate, nothing sexual
she just tried to beat me up

well it didnt work....
i mean i weight like twice as much as she does
and.... well im a bit taller
and i benhpress her weight.....

sooooo here is what happened

so i come in to the dinning room and she give a quick gab to my gut
and i turn around and say
"So you wana go hua"
and "YEEAAAAAAAAAA"
She comes flying at me
and i spin her around pick her up twist her sideways and lay her on the ground
strugling i let her go
and back up and at me again
this time is spun her around and held her arms
she kicked me in the leg and i pushed her away
and
"YYEEEEAAAAA"
Back at me again
so as she is comming in i grab her sleave on her shirt
spin her around again
and hold her arms in one hand
and take one of her sleaves with the other free hand
and tie the end of it in a knot......
what i mean trick my uncle tought me when i was 8
hahaha
it was great
when i let her go and she tried putting her hand back through her sleave
she had noidea what was going on
she stopped and looked and her head slumped down
and
"OOOhhhhhh"
and i just started laughing
then i went over and helped her after taking a picture of her with her arm up showing her with her leave tied in a knot

here is the conversation
SR "oooohhhh"
squid "hahahaha told you not to mess with me"
SR "Yeah but"
squid "Yeah you got one"
SR "sigh"
Squid "i got to take a pic of this, hold still"
SR "haha ok ok"
Squid "here i will help you now"
SR "OOOhhh look at my shirt, its all streached out, and i had to roll the sleaves before this all happened too..."
squid "hahahaha"
SR "Look now its like 5 inches longer than the other sleave"
Squid "It will shring in the wash dont worry"
SR "but what am i going to do now"
Squid "Roll it up even more.... hahaha"
SR "yeah but"
Squid "Here i will do it for you"

so lesson, when trying to jump me, dont wear long sleave shirts..
squid out

surrounded by something

hi all
squid here
and im going to share some thoughts....


so lately some shit has been going down
like you know, the hurricane, one after another and watching people getting hurt and loosing everything
then the war is still going on and our troops are bing killed for what i think is a oil war, which im an not for, but i will never abandon the american troops and what they are doing.. EVER

and grunt is still over in the big sand box and i worry about him everyday, and hope and pray nothing ever bad happens to him

then my friends brother was killed, and it broke my heart to see him so crushed, and i worry about him and his family and how they are taking it day by day.

also one of my friends was seriously burned and is still recovering, and i worry about her and he future and how she is going to recover.

and on top of all that i recently had the luck of having a near death experiance at work a two days ago at work when i was right next to a piece of machenery that failed and blew smoke in my face and knocked me of a ladder. which has shook me for the last couple days now.

with all of this happening and the weather so crappy it has put me on a thought process of when and why and how death is going to come knocking on my door someday
which truly does scare me a little, but not to the point where i am going to stop living my life and working my job.

but it worries me,

i really dont know where im going with this post, and i really dont know how im going to end this.

well here, i can end it this way, with a little story

i was at my parents house one day, and my sister was there, we were all around the kitchen table, and i was telling them about my friend and how she got burnt really bad on her ship (60% of her right side of her body), and my mother asked me a question.

how dangerios is your job? and i repplied that what happened her to, could happpen to me easialy, and that if somehting happens at work, it probobly would be bad. then the next phrase out of my mouth shocked all of them,

i told them how i would like to be burried and where and how. what shocked them was not what i wanted, but the age i am and how i had already thought it through with such clairity and sincerity.

i found my sister stairing at me and then asking if she could keep a bit of my ashes, and i replied no and that i would like my plans to be respected and done to the T. and my mother then repplied that she would do what i asked if it ever happened.


what i guess what i wanted to say in this post is that, even though grunt and i do some stupid shit, and do some extreem sports, and work very dangerious jobs, that we are still grounded, we both talk about this sometimes, and how what we want each other to do if the other happens to go to the final extreem and out do the other for life here.. if you kinda get what i am saying. (no suicide, thats for wimps)

all i know is that if anything ever happened to me, i know grunt would take care if anything that i left behind.


so with that great downer of a post
i am going to sign off, visit my friend
go home cook some supper and sit with the room mate
and contomplate weather or not im going to drive to burlington to see a movie or not

have a good safe week and weekend
and live life
cuz today was the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday

Squid out

Liven the the Back Woods

ok hi all
squid here
and im going to give you a couple pointers on how to live here inthe back woods

one
dont wear normal cloths, only carhearts and tee-shirts are ok
boots, no sneakers
and camouflage baseball hats only

this is a true story
i bought a Angles baseball team hat the other day
i liked it cuz it was camouglage, it just looked cool
well oneday i wore my regular angles hat, the red one i alway wear
and everyone at the bar was like "who the hell is that"

the next day i wore my camouflage hat, and everyone (same people) at the bar where like
"Hay whats up man, how ya doing?"



thats a true story, well im out
squid singin off sayen
I work with a Christian Science Republican... How do you think my day is going??

knowhow

hi all squid here
ive lately been reading stuff...
ok that really doesnt say much
but here we go, the stuff i have been reading is like 50 thinks i want to do before i die, or things i know how to do that most dont. which is interesting and all
then i read them and compare my self, and then.... well yeah not much
so here is a list of things that grunt and i can do that most cant do
and some are combined efforts and some are single personal trates
now remember, one of us is an engineer and the other is in the army, so right there makes us "special" in the way that we get tought all sorts of weird shit
so here we go

here is what we can do

survive in the woods with a knife and thats it for more than 7 days
rebuild a internal combustion engine
survice and trouble shoot firearm problems
fire many differnt kinds of guns
teach people how to scuba dive
can apply thermo dymaics, and fluid power to every day situations
play musical instroments
can thow a frisbee 4 different ways with accuracy
can build a computer from scratch
can build a barn from scratch
can draw some what apealing tattoos
can wheely or nose wheely a bike
can bunny hop a bike
can track stand
can tie many kinds of knots
can ice climb
can write a 10 page paper in under an hour on egypt
can evaluate water chemistry and take corective actions
knows the differece between gas turbines and steam turbines but understand how to combine both porcesses
knows the difference between a wire gate and a beener
knows the difference between a j and a k valve
knows the load limits of an average beener
knows every back road in amherst massachusetts
knows every dirt road in vermont
can hold his breth for more than 4 minuts under water
can cook a 4 course meal in the woods and make it taste better than cooking it indoors
can visually measure distance in feet yards and meters with ease
can find anything anywhere with just a map and a compas (dont ususaly need the comaps)
can convert pis, to psig and psia in his head
knows the difference between pisg and psia
can break into every home they have lived in with out causing damage
knows how to iron a military uniform
knows how to properly shine a pair of boots
can weld metal and plasic
can machine most material
knows the firing order or most 4, 6 and 8 cylinder engines
can cut hair and make it look alright
can i dentify rock fomations and types of rock they are made of
can wite a computer program in c++ or a ti 83 - 93
knows how to sky dive and parashoot


so here is why we know this stuff, and there is more i just cant raddle off all if it on one pose

lists of some of our achivements

graduated highschool
selftough bike mechancis
computer mechanics
mechanics
in the army
went to johnson state for outdoor training and geology
went to maine maritime to become a engieer and merchant marine
joined the amry
went to jump school
becaome scuba divers
became an advance diver
became a master diver
became a instructors assistant
took rock climbing classes and went climbing alot
tought rock climbing
boyscout
eagle scout
refrigerant tecnitial licensed
coast gurad engineer license in steam, gas turbine and diesel
took state trooper exam
took tomany courses in frist aid and advanced first aid
been around the world more than twice apiece
been to placed where english was not the language to speak
been shot at
been shot
won a fight
lost a fight


so there is a little bit of what we are and what we can do
hope to see you around
squid out

Squid's Fish Tank Rules

Hi all, squid here
so when grunt and i where living together we had house rules
now that he has a wife, he has rules
now that i live... well i wont live alone in two days
but here are the rules of my house
called the fishtank

1 you can wear your shoes in the house
2 you have to ask to enter a person's room
3 the dishes get done when they look like science expermient
4 the only carbonated drink in the house is beer
5 only good beer is allowed inthe fish tank
6 squids decides on what beer is good for the tank
7 november gets 1/2 cup of food a day and fresh h2o
8 november gets to taste any food anyone eats in the house
9 when he gets gas from your food, you deal with it
10 if you dont like november, the exit door is right there
11 the dinning room is the repair shop for the bikes
12 the living room is also the bike room
13 you can ride you bike through the house
14 dont play darts around the cat
15 if there is food in the house eat at your own risk
16 the left seat on the couch is squids seat
17 there is no chanel surfing (we dont have cable tv, or a dish)
18 do not move any paper work or items with out asking
19 the study is the study, or my comic book and knife colection room
20 do not play with the pocket knife colection unless your name is grunt
21 if you use the bathroom dont complain and flush when you are done
22 november gets dibs on what he wants to do or where he wants to sit
23 if november sits in your lap, pet him
24 if november looks at you and meows, try and figure out what he wants (its fun)
25 dont talk to the nieghbors (i dont, except ray)
26 if you are going to play music, make it good music
27 the middel of the floor is a good place to put your gear after a long trip
28 holloween is the only holiday that the tank gets decorated for
29 DONT TOUCH THE SCUBA GEAR (except grunt or short round, or pop's)
30 dont ask silly questions, just do and ask later, or dont get cought

well i think 30 will do for now
any changes will be posted later
please read and take notes, there will be no test on it later
and if you dont fallow them, well....
the results may very

squid out

Some Good Quotes

hi all squid here
thought you would think these were funny or offencive,
either or, i dont care
take it light hearted

"heres to swimmen with bowe legged women"
"Eat Shit and Die"
"I like my women like my Scotch, 12 years old and mixed up with coke"
"yeah... fuck you too"
"If i had a million dollars..... damn, if i really did have that"
"You boob fell out..... just kidding"
"But we cant go diving.... it raining out"
"It doesnt rain under water...... now get your gear on"
"I know i look 12, but im really 32"
"Oh no... what are you doing here"
"She's a good girl, she just got a fat ass"
"I got a big black furry pussy at home... and i call him november"
"Dude im going to have a twat when i get home.... and cat too"
"hay fucker"
"He's my roady, and thats where it stops"
"I'm like a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed shit all day"
"I got to piss like a rusian race horse"
"im your hand me down step sister"
"He drinks hot sauce, bring him what he wants"
"I love pussy"
"anotehr strip club please, they want to see more tits"
"your smell is going to help me puke"
"i missed the whole thing, next time im not doing 10 shots at dinner"
"She was a hooker?"
"Dude she was a hooker"
"i cook,,,,, but i eat out alot"
"only if you are paying"
"hay kid, whats new"
"yeah i did mexican once"
"Puke n rally..... puke and rally"
"You toped but never recovered"
"Can i help you find your femeral artery?"
"get out of the bathroom... i got to puke"
"Yeah blair, and tony, but im not a fucken britt"
"I'll bring some bugs and beer and it will be a good time"
"Sucker"
"Doug keep runniing..... KEEEPP RUNNING"
"all i remember was i stoped at a red light, then took a left, and i was on foot"
"I remember dinner, and then the hotell room"
"Im a late bloomer thats all"
"Dont go in there bare foot"
"i used your bathroom... and your house is discusting"
"All they breed is lesbians and bitces.... and bitch lesbians"
"she puts me to shame"
"you are maken me feel dirty, i got to go take a shower"
"Look i feel no pain"
"You can do anythng you want under water, now get your minds out of the gudder"
"you cant tell any one about this"
"I ach on the inside to"

My old rock nutz'

hi all
squid here and im going to tell ya a story
i havent told you a story for a while so i decided
after looking though all the posts
to tell you a story i havnt told you yet

this is a climbing story
i for get where we were, but i think it was bolton
which is a good climbing spot in my oppinion,
could be hard
could be easy
shorter climbs
but lots of fun
shaded areas
and nice views at the top

so anways
i dont think torso was there
but i could be wrong
but grunt was leading as always

one of grunts faveriot parts of his rack are his
"Rock Nut's"
they are little wedges of mettal that you stick in a crack
for protection, they have a wire attached to them that you then attach toa rope with a beener

so anyways, grunt loves these nutz soo much, cuz he can say
"Hay my nutz clink when i walk.... bet yours dont do that"

but thats not the story
so we where climbing and he used a nut for protection in the rock, id say he was 20 feet up, he just threw the nut in there and went on.....yeah sounds perverted
just "Threw" it in there

so he kept going
then about 15 more feet he threw another one in, and kept moven
while he was booken along i was at the bottom belaying
and yadda yadda this and yadda yadda that
i got distracted by something
proboly the youg fawn that was next to us in skin tight clothing

so i didnt see that when grunt went to go do a move
he swong the rope around to get more of a better angle
well that kocked out the bottom nut

and ZZZZIIIIIPPPP
it came rocketing down the line, pengilumed at my harnis attach point
and WAPPPP
smacked me in my nutz.

i droped like a rock

squid "OOOOOOOOoooooohhhhhhhhhh" shiver shiver shiver
Grunt "what.... what happened.... what did you do"
Squid "uuuuuuuuuugggg oooooohhhhhhhh aaaahhhh" roll around roll around roll around
grunt" what what what, i can barley see you, but you are not holding me"
squid "your nut came loose and.....
Grunt "hhahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha... ooohhh ooohh, hold on hold on"
Squid "yeah fuck you... oohhh can you hold there for a second"
Grunt "yeah but hurry up"
Squid "here come down and i will hit you in the nutz and see how long you recover"
Grunt "suck it up"

i stand up, re adjust the boys and pull tight ont he rope so grunt could rest, and doing that i poped the other nut out and of course i was not looking.

ziiiiiiipppp...... WAPPPPP

squid "AAAAAAAHHHHHggggggggaaaahhhhhhhh" drop to the gorund again, roll roll roll around

Grunt "good thing i didnt let go yet, i saw that one, sucker"
Squid "I hope..... eehhhhh... you eeehhhh fall"

well thats that, the rest of the story is minimal
i recovered
i climbed and from then on payed attention more to the rope than the fawns

later squid out

New charictor commin

Comming to Squids appartment thats not close to you

is...... a new charictor

hi all
squid here as you can tell

so i got news, i dont know if i shared it with you
or not
but here it is again

i am getting a roommate
yes thats right a roommate
other than november

so here is how i know her.......
yes it is a her
and no im not dating her
and no i dont plan on it
and get your head out of the gudder

damn.... you people....

so anyways
my years a mma (maine maratime academy)
my best friend there
one i could always count on
my sholder to cry on when the bitch dropped me like a bad habbit
and just allaround fun person
e-mailed me looken for a place to live when she is home from shippen

so i said yeah i got two extra rooms, come on down
and so she is
the 19 of this month im going to go get her
and she and i are going to party party party
well maybe not that much
but we will have some fun
she is a good girl too,

so her name here is going to be
short round

she is short but not round,
but she is a super sidkick,
like short round from indiana jones and the temple of doom
yeah she is not chineese
or a little boy
but she does wear little boy's tee shirts
which is funny
and when she had her hair short she looked like the
kariti kid, which was also kinda funny
but now she got long hair again
and well she looks like a girl again
but she is still shortround to me

but anyways
she calls me baby
and i call her hun, or hunny
so many people thought we were dating in college
i had to tell them that we wehre not
we just have pet names for eachother

but anyways
so when she gets here
i will have more stories

squid out
today is the tommorow you dreamed about yesterday