And She Tried to Jump Her Roommate

Ok ok ok ok....
squid here

i brought my digital camera into work today
to take some picks of work
for my computer, you know the turbine, condenser,
some air compressors the furnace front
engineering shit, most engineers do that
Sarah was looken through my pic's on my comp one time
and quote
"You guys are all the same... all you engineers have you engine pictures"

so i was looken through my pics and i came across two of my roomie
you know... shortround
well they where pics of her after she tried to jump me in the appartment
and im not talking about "JUMPING ME jumping me"....
she is my best friend and roommate, nothing sexual
she just tried to beat me up

well it didnt work....
i mean i weight like twice as much as she does
and.... well im a bit taller
and i benhpress her weight.....

sooooo here is what happened

so i come in to the dinning room and she give a quick gab to my gut
and i turn around and say
"So you wana go hua"
and "YEEAAAAAAAAAA"
She comes flying at me
and i spin her around pick her up twist her sideways and lay her on the ground
strugling i let her go
and back up and at me again
this time is spun her around and held her arms
she kicked me in the leg and i pushed her away
and
"YYEEEEAAAAA"
Back at me again
so as she is comming in i grab her sleave on her shirt
spin her around again
and hold her arms in one hand
and take one of her sleaves with the other free hand
and tie the end of it in a knot......
what i mean trick my uncle tought me when i was 8
hahaha
it was great
when i let her go and she tried putting her hand back through her sleave
she had noidea what was going on
she stopped and looked and her head slumped down
and
"OOOhhhhhh"
and i just started laughing
then i went over and helped her after taking a picture of her with her arm up showing her with her leave tied in a knot

here is the conversation
SR "oooohhhh"
squid "hahahaha told you not to mess with me"
SR "Yeah but"
squid "Yeah you got one"
SR "sigh"
Squid "i got to take a pic of this, hold still"
SR "haha ok ok"
Squid "here i will help you now"
SR "OOOhhh look at my shirt, its all streached out, and i had to roll the sleaves before this all happened too..."
squid "hahahaha"
SR "Look now its like 5 inches longer than the other sleave"
Squid "It will shring in the wash dont worry"
SR "but what am i going to do now"
Squid "Roll it up even more.... hahaha"
SR "yeah but"
Squid "Here i will do it for you"

so lesson, when trying to jump me, dont wear long sleave shirts..
squid out