ok so i realy cant sleep.... again

hi all squid here
its 1216 right now at night
soo for grunt and i tahts 0016
a good round number
and my lucky number.....

see..... im bored and i cant sleep
normaly this is no problem
i would pop in a dvd or some game cube would do
or play with the cat
or what ever, surf the web

but no i got to work tomaorw
12 hour shift,
which is not as bad as you think
but i know it going to be a long day and i would like to sleep a little
working on no sleep sucks
its about ok for 2 hours,
but then you hit that wall and the rest of the day drags on like for ever and it sucks


so now im surfing the web
eathing lunch meat out of the package
and now im going to blog
i read about 30 blogs already
made some comments
one was about engaugement rings
wow was that a bad comment on my part
sorry who ever got that one

other where about people being lonely
or people wanting to be lonely
man, sorry to thoes people too
my comments sometimes get alittle personal
but hay
if you ask for comments, i leave comments, and well....
yeah.....

so more on eating the lunch meat, ham
so im eating it right out of the little box here
and the only reason is
im to tired.... no make that lazy to get the bread and make my self
a sandwitch
really i just want the meat
but thats it
other than that i really have nothign good in the house
i got some snack food
but nothing i want
yep just finished the lunch meat

moven on
so.....
yeah i was helping coach ultimate again today
and that was good
kinda.... in the rain and i was the time keeper for two 45 min games
and my waterproof jacket, well it became unwater proof cuz i was in the rain
for like 1.5 hours there
so i got cold and wet
aaawww he got cold and wet.... pooor baby
well im not really complaining
but i would like a non rubber jacket that is totaly water proof for like ever
not like 1 hour
but hay, you cant have everything in life right.........
so moven on again

i guess i should put a story in here or something sometime soon
so thinken of a story that involved grunt and i
or something stupid that could put a simle on your face (the reader)

oh i found this which i thought was funny

The mathematical proof of what we already knew.
- Women = Time and Money
- “Time is Money”
Therefore, Women = Money x Money
= Money2
- “Money is the Root of all Evil”
Therefore, Money = √Evil
Money2 = Evil
Therefore, Women = Evil

some engineer or math person thought this up
and so far.... well im not going any further with it

so talking about my female situation
which is nothing
except that big black furry pussy i come home to every night
and his name is november..... my cat, get your head out of the gudder
you perv

so i have no girl friend
havent had one for ooohhhhh a while now
actually since grunt left, about a year
ooohhhhh
sigh
so my buddy and i go out alot to try and pick up chicks around here
i mean we are really nice guys
we make some good moeny
and it shows
and we treat girls well, well i do ask around i just do
and so you know i thought well
if i keep up the good work i could clean up around here
find a nice girl
and there ya go,
not lonely everynight spending time with the cat
but no, living here in the small town
well every one knows everyone
except the new kidds
which is my buddy and i
we are kinda new here
well ive been here a year
my buddy about 6 months now i guess

so anyways every bar we walk in to
every one, and i mean everyone turns around and looks at us
and they are like who the hell are thoes two
and then they stare at us for like 5 min and never give us any attention after that

occasionally some girls come up to us which is refreshing
and they start talking and
drinken and play pool or darts or anything
and it is all good
till i dig a little deeper

squid, so what are you girls doing out tongiht
hot girl 1, we are having a girls night out
squid, thats good, sounds like fun time
hot girl 1, yeah it is good, we dont get to do it that often
squid, thats to bad why not (BAD QUESTION)
hot girl (The one i as intested in) well cuz this is the frist night i had a chance to get out after having my kid
Squid (in my head) GOD DAMN IT

i dont want to date a chick with kids right now!

hot girl 1 (Buddys intrest) and have a husband and a kid too
buddy (Out loud) sun of a bitch
hot girl 1, what did you just say
buddy oohhh man i got an itch
not so hot girl 3 (shooten pool) yeah and........(consintrating)
buddy, hay your tit fell out (good timing and good joke)

the not so hot girl springs up and looks down
no of course it didnot fall out of her dress, but my buddy saved us from a disaster there, and i started to laugh histarically
the not so hot chick didnt think it was that funny
but my buddy did, and he was laughing but not as hard as i
now i would have never done that but hay, it was funny
just to see the look on her face
the other two girls there didnt hear what my buddy said they wehre way drunk too


so the moral of the story is, dont dig deep, well if you do be perpaired to be dissapointed and be perpaired to run!

moral of living here in st johnsbury vermont

the girls between the age of 19 and 25 are either divorsed all ready, they have one to three kidds and are single still, never married, or they are golddiggers,

i really dont know where to look for a mate
but i digress
and its raining out again
and it is now 0036
and im still awake
sigh


squid out

p.s. i am really a nice guy, just ask grunt..... please