Cooking With Calimari

Hi all
Squid here
from now on, when i post about food, im going to call my self "Calimari"
now thats a good name..... haha, thanks grunt

anyways
so here are some cooking tips for the people out here in blogger land

i have been slacking, being single and living here in st jay, im bored and when im bored i dont like cooking, so i just usually eat out alot, or make easy stuff,
but time for change, im going to start making meals for the week!
so to start off this week
i got nachoes planed for tuesday, my specialty, for work, a friend is leaving so he and i use to eat them like they were going out of style
so here is a quick easy nacho dish anyone can make

first, go out to the store
pick up
1/2 pound of round beef, if it didnt cost out over 2.50 then put it back, the better the meet, the better its going to taste
1 jar of salsa
1 thingy of sour cream
2 bags of chips,
1 bag of cheese, taco or mexican style, shredded
1 packet of meat seasioning
i new bottel of hot sauce! trust me,
1 jar of hot peppers, you know the ones you normaly dont eat, well i eat them, so anyways
1 small can of black beans
1 can of corn, if you want, ususally i dont, but some like it

you can also add lettus and shit like that, but they quick way, doesnt need it

ok so now you got to cook that meat, while cooking it add some hot peppers and hot suace to it, then add the seasioning after draining it, the better the meat the less you have to drain it!!! if you get like 75 or less lean beef the fat makes oil which is bad for you, get 90% lean or better, its better for you and in my oppinion it tasts better, im not a huge fat of the land fan

now get chips on the plate, to cover it
then put a layer of cheese
later of meet,
then another layer of chips
and so on till you run out

now stick the sucker in the microwave and cook for 3 min tops, watch it, melt the cheese dont burn it

when you take it out,
add the black beans to the top
cover it in salsa
and sour cream second, then dump the rest of the hot suace ontop
trust me! go for it

now eat, use forks to help you out, or be like my buddy mat at work and some how get salsa behind his ear!
we dont know how it got there, but he dove in up to his elbows, he said it impresses chicks
something sexual, you know what im hinting at

anyways
so when the salsa and sour cream starts running out
add more
add more hot sauce


the trick here is not to add the salsa and sour cream till you are ready to eat, cuz it makes the chips saugy, which sucks, its like a dick, when its limp it is worth less!!!!

anyways
eat good
eat often
and then work it off to eat again
but dont eat before you go do something big
you will end up seeign it come out the inhole!!!!

calimari out
squid out
laters