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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Kitty Arm Band

Hi all
squid here
sitten here with november
my big black furry pussy,

get your mind out of the gudder!
god damn it
i know what you where thinken,
what would your mother say

moven on here
so yesterday
i went out with Two Legs in the great capital of vermont, montpieler
and we just walked around
went to the bike shop
then she said "Lets go to Small Dog"
which is an apple shop, apple as in the computer
and a cool shop
well anyways on the way there i told her how i love my power book
and how apples are really nice
as chatted and stuff
when we got there it was nice, the guy was super nice who talked to her
and then walken around i saw thoes rubber bands
you know what im talken about
there are the oooohhhh so popular yellow "Live Strong" lance armstong arm bands
well i dont have one
and, well i would not buy one

many reasons behind me not going to buying one
1 i feel to wear a live stong arm band you have to either have cancer, or know some one who you are really close to that has cancer, that way you are "Living Strong for them or your self!

well i dont have cancer, thank god, and i dont think i know anyone with cancer, or anyone that is close tome or something like that again, thank god

so anyways i found a coppy arm band
but this one called to me
like a light in a dark room
or something like that

this arm band seys "I SAVED A PET"

i know i know i know,
how dorky!!!
i mean who would wear something like that?......

well..... me
and yes i bought one,

it called to me cuz, well i saved november, my kitty, he was strayed and i took him in, he is my buddy and my little furry friend to come home to, he keep me company and just a great cat
well i treat him more like a frined,

but anyways, i saved him from countless winters, cars and mean children and going to the pound and shit like that
now he has good and water everyday, a clean litter box and a good warm bed to sleep in, and yes he sleeps with me, but usually i sleep on the couch and he gets the bed, just works out that way. the old girl friend didnt get it when i said it was his house, i just pay the rent!

so anyways, i payed 5 buck for a rubber band that seys "I SAVED A PET" and i am damn proud
all of the moeny goes to the hmain society, which i will support any day of the week

need to watch out for our furry friends

which brings me to another point here
if you see some one hit thier pet, for no reason, or is mean to a animal, hit them
go out and tell them they are retarted and that they need to realize what they are doing
to hit a animal or miss treat them is bad
and when ever i see some one do that
i speak up
i start yelling at them
pets are not humans, they do not know what they are doing is bad
and some times they cannot controol them selves
so if you hit an animal its like hitting a 1 year old baby,
would you do that cuz they knocked thier food off the table
nooooo you would not, so when your cat or dog knocks their food all over the floor
dont smack them and yell at them, clean it up and put it where they can not do that
be a responsable person

if i see you hit your animal, i will get my baseball bat and go hit you
how does that sound
hum......
yeah i will dont test me!!!!!!

so to end this blog
treat your animals with respect,
treat them with love and kindness
and make sure you take care of them, cuz they cant take care of them sleves
they have no idea what flees are or ticks or worms
all they do is die from them
vets are good things!!!!

also
go addopt a pet before paying 500 to 1000 for a pet
get a gray hound
or a kitty from the pound
be a responsable human
and if you cant afford a pet
or cant take care of it
DONT GET ONE

and if i find you strayed an animal
oooohhhhh you are dead meat!

little story about november and why i take care of him and im so protective of him

the lady that got him
she said he was sparying the house
so she kicked him out of the hosue
he is nutered which means he does not have the parts to spray
so she was just being stupid
then she took him back in after telling her 3 year old daughter that this was a new cat
and the old one died
then she strayed him again
she brought him 10 miles away in a car
tossed him out at the end of a drivway of a farm
the little bugger found his way back
then she moved and didnt take him with her
she didnt look for a family
or drop him off at the humain society
she just left him
and he actually lived though a winter in vermont
tough kitty
then ifound out the story from a neighbor
november would meet me before and after wook on my front pourch
and i would feed him
when i found out he was a stray, i took him to the vet
got him checked out
and then took him in
fed him,
brushed him
and now he is my kitty
and i love him to pieces
he has toys, a scratching post and a warm bed
i saved my november
and i am proud of him
the vet loves him, they have never seen a cat so relaxed, and so animated
they told me that thay love it when he shows up

so there
i hope that lady dies a hoable death
and i hope she goes to hell

so this is squid signing off sayen
i saved my pet
and be kind to animals
cuz they are just little people in fur coats!!!!

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