My old rock nutz'

hi all
squid here and im going to tell ya a story
i havent told you a story for a while so i decided
after looking though all the posts
to tell you a story i havnt told you yet

this is a climbing story
i for get where we were, but i think it was bolton
which is a good climbing spot in my oppinion,
could be hard
could be easy
shorter climbs
but lots of fun
shaded areas
and nice views at the top

so anways
i dont think torso was there
but i could be wrong
but grunt was leading as always

one of grunts faveriot parts of his rack are his
"Rock Nut's"
they are little wedges of mettal that you stick in a crack
for protection, they have a wire attached to them that you then attach toa rope with a beener

so anyways, grunt loves these nutz soo much, cuz he can say
"Hay my nutz clink when i walk.... bet yours dont do that"

but thats not the story
so we where climbing and he used a nut for protection in the rock, id say he was 20 feet up, he just threw the nut in there and went on.....yeah sounds perverted
just "Threw" it in there

so he kept going
then about 15 more feet he threw another one in, and kept moven
while he was booken along i was at the bottom belaying
and yadda yadda this and yadda yadda that
i got distracted by something
proboly the youg fawn that was next to us in skin tight clothing

so i didnt see that when grunt went to go do a move
he swong the rope around to get more of a better angle
well that kocked out the bottom nut

and ZZZZIIIIIPPPP
it came rocketing down the line, pengilumed at my harnis attach point
and WAPPPP
smacked me in my nutz.

i droped like a rock

squid "OOOOOOOOoooooohhhhhhhhhh" shiver shiver shiver
Grunt "what.... what happened.... what did you do"
Squid "uuuuuuuuuugggg oooooohhhhhhhh aaaahhhh" roll around roll around roll around
grunt" what what what, i can barley see you, but you are not holding me"
squid "your nut came loose and.....
Grunt "hhahahahahahahahahahaha hahahaha... ooohhh ooohh, hold on hold on"
Squid "yeah fuck you... oohhh can you hold there for a second"
Grunt "yeah but hurry up"
Squid "here come down and i will hit you in the nutz and see how long you recover"
Grunt "suck it up"

i stand up, re adjust the boys and pull tight ont he rope so grunt could rest, and doing that i poped the other nut out and of course i was not looking.

ziiiiiiipppp...... WAPPPPP

squid "AAAAAAAHHHHHggggggggaaaahhhhhhhh" drop to the gorund again, roll roll roll around

Grunt "good thing i didnt let go yet, i saw that one, sucker"
Squid "I hope..... eehhhhh... you eeehhhh fall"

well thats that, the rest of the story is minimal
i recovered
i climbed and from then on payed attention more to the rope than the fawns

later squid out