Some Good Quotes

hi all squid here
thought you would think these were funny or offencive,
either or, i dont care
take it light hearted

"heres to swimmen with bowe legged women"
"Eat Shit and Die"
"I like my women like my Scotch, 12 years old and mixed up with coke"
"yeah... fuck you too"
"If i had a million dollars..... damn, if i really did have that"
"You boob fell out..... just kidding"
"But we cant go diving.... it raining out"
"It doesnt rain under water...... now get your gear on"
"I know i look 12, but im really 32"
"Oh no... what are you doing here"
"She's a good girl, she just got a fat ass"
"I got a big black furry pussy at home... and i call him november"
"Dude im going to have a twat when i get home.... and cat too"
"hay fucker"
"He's my roady, and thats where it stops"
"I'm like a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed shit all day"
"I got to piss like a rusian race horse"
"im your hand me down step sister"
"He drinks hot sauce, bring him what he wants"
"I love pussy"
"anotehr strip club please, they want to see more tits"
"your smell is going to help me puke"
"i missed the whole thing, next time im not doing 10 shots at dinner"
"She was a hooker?"
"Dude she was a hooker"
"i cook,,,,, but i eat out alot"
"only if you are paying"
"hay kid, whats new"
"yeah i did mexican once"
"Puke n rally..... puke and rally"
"You toped but never recovered"
"Can i help you find your femeral artery?"
"get out of the bathroom... i got to puke"
"Yeah blair, and tony, but im not a fucken britt"
"I'll bring some bugs and beer and it will be a good time"
"Sucker"
"Doug keep runniing..... KEEEPP RUNNING"
"all i remember was i stoped at a red light, then took a left, and i was on foot"
"I remember dinner, and then the hotell room"
"Im a late bloomer thats all"
"Dont go in there bare foot"
"i used your bathroom... and your house is discusting"
"All they breed is lesbians and bitces.... and bitch lesbians"
"she puts me to shame"
"you are maken me feel dirty, i got to go take a shower"
"Look i feel no pain"
"You can do anythng you want under water, now get your minds out of the gudder"
"you cant tell any one about this"
"I ach on the inside to"