Squid's Fish Tank Rules

Hi all, squid here
so when grunt and i where living together we had house rules
now that he has a wife, he has rules
now that i live... well i wont live alone in two days
but here are the rules of my house
called the fishtank

1 you can wear your shoes in the house
2 you have to ask to enter a person's room
3 the dishes get done when they look like science expermient
4 the only carbonated drink in the house is beer
5 only good beer is allowed inthe fish tank
6 squids decides on what beer is good for the tank
7 november gets 1/2 cup of food a day and fresh h2o
8 november gets to taste any food anyone eats in the house
9 when he gets gas from your food, you deal with it
10 if you dont like november, the exit door is right there
11 the dinning room is the repair shop for the bikes
12 the living room is also the bike room
13 you can ride you bike through the house
14 dont play darts around the cat
15 if there is food in the house eat at your own risk
16 the left seat on the couch is squids seat
17 there is no chanel surfing (we dont have cable tv, or a dish)
18 do not move any paper work or items with out asking
19 the study is the study, or my comic book and knife colection room
20 do not play with the pocket knife colection unless your name is grunt
21 if you use the bathroom dont complain and flush when you are done
22 november gets dibs on what he wants to do or where he wants to sit
23 if november sits in your lap, pet him
24 if november looks at you and meows, try and figure out what he wants (its fun)
25 dont talk to the nieghbors (i dont, except ray)
26 if you are going to play music, make it good music
27 the middel of the floor is a good place to put your gear after a long trip
28 holloween is the only holiday that the tank gets decorated for
29 DONT TOUCH THE SCUBA GEAR (except grunt or short round, or pop's)
30 dont ask silly questions, just do and ask later, or dont get cought

well i think 30 will do for now
any changes will be posted later
please read and take notes, there will be no test on it later
and if you dont fallow them, well....
the results may very

squid out