Spandex Rules and Regulations

hi all squid here again
its time for a funny story


ok ok ok ok okay......

so when grunt came home from his leave, we went out drinken
i dont know if i told this story but anyways, its funny
so we went drinken and dave and i were already out and he met us at the bar
and we bought him drink after drink after drink after shot after shot after drink

he was gone like 6 or 8 months so this hit him super hard
i dont know if he remembers what happened
but i saw this frist hand,
i might have not been that night
but it was a night like that and we were DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK....

so there was this chick at the bar
not a good looking chick
kinda large (which is not an insult)
but what she was wearing was an insult
SPANDEX, and thats it
she had "extra" hangen out everywhere, to give you a visual

so drunk grunt, stumbled over to her
got the courage and this is what happened....

grunt "eeehhhxxxcuse meee..... butttt SPPaaandex hasss a Weeighhhttt Liiimiiit.. Yaahh Knnnnooowww..... erppp"

and the lady and every one around her turned around, she looked him up and down
then SSLLAAPPP a big fat hand across the face.....

Grunt "eeeehhhhh" (as he slowly turn his head back to the lady) "i'mmm stillll Riinnggghhtt"

and grunt turnd around, came back to dave and i and thats when we went to a different bar....

lesson, be prepaired for the aftermath of what you say, but dont regret it.

squid out..... some of my pick up lines have gotten me smacked too, but thats a different story