Female Sailors... nothing like them

sooooooooooooooooooo
squid here
with a story from my college years
ooohhhh how sooo long ago..... yeah not that long ago
but this is a few years old

so if you didnt know
i went to Maine Maritime Academy
a merchant marine college
if you dont know what that is, look it up.... educate your self
and move back to here, and read the story

so part of my college was shipping out
round the world and going placed
be'in on the sea, doin my job in the engine room
the heat and the noise
the "hole" as we call it

and when shipping out with the school
we got some really intersting experiences
there were very few girls that went to mma
and the ones that did were usually "Special" girls
now i mean special in a good way,
they where all nice, some good looking, most not....
they where all good at math, had great common sence
could be girly at times with the beauty products and all
but most of the time
where covered in greast and could sling sailor talk and make most of the boys blush
but the best parts of shipping out
was when they asked us boys how to do things...
guy "things"
and one of thoes days was learning how to spit....
and im not saying you know spit here and there
i mean halk a loogie 20 feet off the rail in to the wake of a ship
or on a windy day be able to spit straight up and have it land 40 feet on the deck behind you with out getting a drop on your self.

that kind of spitting

so here is how it went
day one
buddy and i where on the fan tail of the boat
smoking (when i use to smoke) drinken some cokes
talken and spitten over the rail
goin for distance
short round, and two maybe three other girls walk up
see my buddy spit and go
"Wow...."
Buddy "and thats not the half of it, watch Mitsu go" (old nick name for squid...me)
and i snort, and sniff and cough and cough and cough
and hhhhhhaaaaaaaccckkkkk, ttttthhhoooooooo
and i lonched a loogie that sailed inthe wind for 20 to 25 feet of the rail.

SR "wow....."
girl 1 "how the fuck did you do that" (good sailor talk)
girl 2 "i think im going to be sick"
gril 3 "you got to teach us that"

squid "ok its easy, snort your snot, get it to the back of your throught(wrong spelling), and then cough it up, hack a little to get it to your mouth, kinda ball it up and when go to spit you got to put alot of air behind it. "

SR (short round)" ok here i go" snort snort snort, cough cough hack cough couhg.........

squid "ok spit"

SR "cough cough cough... i think i swallowed it" cough cough cough

buddy "yeah you dont want to do that"

gril 1 "ok my turn" snort snort, hack hack hack..... poooooooooofffff
girl 1 "aaahhh groose, it got all over me"

Squid "more air more air"

Girl 2 "like this" snot snot, cough cough, tthhooooo (nothing came out)
girl 2 "cough cough cough cough eeeeeeeehhh cough cough, choke cough"

buddy "hahahah yeah thats how ya do it"

Girl 3 "my turn" snort cough hack ttthhhoooooo, and off it flew, bout 5 feet.

squid "hay good job"

girl 3 "see we can do that too"

Squid "yeah i know something you cant do"

Girl 2 "what?"

squid "write your name in the snow with your pee"


well thats about it for now.... hope you had a good day, cuz i really did
im going to go hurass my roommate when i get home from work, im working nights and she will be asleep, i think im going to go bust her door down and scare the living daylights out of her, or............. cook something that smells really nasty or good, and make her get up then i will go to bed.........

squid out
remember.....
today is the tomorrow that you dreamed about yesterday