I'm THE BIG WEEEAANNERRRR
SO hi all
I am working nights, and when i work nights, i wake up between 200 and 500pm inthe anfternoon and decided what im going to do before i leave for work at 600pm. Today like most days i decided to take the bike and go get a snack and supper for the night.
so i rode to bagle depo and when i got there, when i was leaning my new track bike against a piller three anying children started to make lots of noise and decided it was a great idea to run around me screaming in terror about a bee. Not that i have a short tempor when i wake up. but i do!
so now im grubling when i get in the depo to get my bagle, and standing in line, i got cut, TWICE... i mean what the FUCK!
then on the ride home, i almost get side swiped by a car that got too close cuz he decided he wanted to pass me when a 18 wheeler was comming the other way! FUCKERS, that is the third time this week i have been almost hit by a car! this is really retarted
and here we go to top it all off, to get me going i mean really going
finally i get on my street, and i am riden home when the stupid punk spoiled boy on my streed see's me on my new bike and decided he needs to ask me questions and keep talking when i ignore him!
i was riden home and he rides up next to me
dumbasskid "is that a new bike"
DAK "can you do a wheely on it"
squid "i dont want to"
DAK "can you do a skid"
squid "you do one"
DAK "ok lets see if you can top this"
and the little fucker skids 5 feet
and he wants me to skid on a track bike.... MMUUUAAHAHAHAHAHA get ready you little puke here comes the skid that will put you to shame for the rest of your life.
squid "you stay right here"
so i circled around, rode to the end of the street, came back with some speed and locked up my legs leaned way over the bars and BOOM
i made a 35-40 food "in your face you little punk ass kid leave me alone and go home to mama fuck head" skid
squid "yep......" and i got off the bike walked in the house and ate my bagle
I hate mondays