Squid And Grunt's Guide To Life

Welcome to Squid and Grunt's Guide to life, Diving Locations, Mountain Biking trails, Rock climbing sights, and camping... Also little tidbits to help your journey on this round rock we call home! Also, we dont spell that great, use punctuation all the time and dont care much less what you think about that.... just read and enjoy and laugh!

Thursday, August 03, 2006

evolution

So it has started,
Today i read in about a fellow animal evolving into her surroundings

and i relized my self, i am doing the same, slowly but shurly
this old city squid, is evolving into a cuntry squid

frist off, over here in the great state of the vermont (pronounce vermont as Veeermont) there is two big towns, Montpieler and Burlington. I have lived in the btown but never in montpiler, But i grew up in a city, well very very large town you could call it (five colleges with in 5 miles)

anyways, where i live now is the stix, and well i am an out cast, i ride a track bike around town, i am the only perosn to commute here and there on a bike, every one stares at me. Well first off FUCK THEM, but anyways

second, i do things like coach ultimate frisbee, and play ultimate, i scuba dive. all of that stuff around here is thought of as "werid"

and i dont hunt, there is the HUGE deal, everyone around here hunts, and if you dont hunt..... you are an out cast! and i mean OUT CAST, i will stare at you till you go away, and when you say hi, i will ignore you by staring at you till i make you to uncomfertable to stick around! that kind of out cast

so now you are asking... how did squid evolve here in the stix

well i still ride my bikes way too much
i still eat thai food at least once a week
i still scuba and rockclimb and shit like that
I am still an out cast in the town

but now i own 4 guns... real guns not some cap gun... well grunt calls two of them cap guns

I wear camo every once and a while, but not like hunting camo, grunt gave me one of his old uniforms from the desert, and i wear the pants some times.

and i actually thought about getting a hinting license this year for turkey.... but that quickly went down the tubes cuz i really dont want to kill anything except cardboard cutouts of smilly faces!

but i do like my shot gun... alot!

anyways
here is the outcast singen off

Squid out

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