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Hi all
so I coach ultimate frisbee at the local highschool here, and i love it, give me something to do, i love thorwing the disk around and well its just a good time for me.
To day at practice i was tossing the disk around and all the player try to see how good they are at guarding me and try to be smart by trying to get the disk before i can. eeehhh ok thats fine with me till something bad happens
so yeah one of the players thows the disk over my head, and i turn and spring for it, when i turned and ran i was looking over my sholder reading the disk, and then when i turned my head to look and see if i was going to hit something...
WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPpp
my face goes into the sholder of one of my players trying to be smart by trying to get the disk before me
I am some one who usually stands his ground, meaning when some one goes to hit dear old squid, i uaually dont move much. so this scronny 5'10" highschooler goes straight to the ground and i stumble back a step or two
then i grab my face and everyone starts to croud me.
oohhh are you allright
ouch man you all right
dude im so sorry
wow, he didnt move
are you ok, did you break anything
me stumbling around eyes shut in pain and holding my nose
im fine im fine, let me be
the kids know when i say let me be... or go away. to actually leave me alone
the other coach stood by at a distance while i walked cyrcles moaning in pain, then i i stopped and looked down to see blood dripping from my nose
"aaahhh great, fucken wonder full"
then i made my way over to the my medic bag, took out the nalgine and some paper towles and washed some blood away, then took everything to the bench and sat down and did some more washing and drank some water and sat
Other Coach "wow are you really ok"
squid "is my nose straight"
OC "is it broken"
Squid "is it straight"
OC "looks ok"
Squid "when i push it one waythen the other it makes a cracking sound"
OC "well ok"
Sqid "im fine just let me sit"
so i took some pain meds and then sat
then got up and scooled the kid that hit me
and then i moaned about how my nose hurts
and it still does, when the swelling goes down some more
im going to poke and prod it, but now it makes a littlebit of an anoying wistling sound when i breath. thats going to suck if i cant fix that!
any ways
boo yaa
im out
maybe with a broken nose


1 Comments:
yeppers its broken but not bad, just like i can... well it hurts like a mother and it cracks and shit when i pull once side or antoher and i had to straighten it out a little
that hurt like a bitch
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