Another Back Woods Event

Hi all
squid here

So.... last night short round had her frist shock of... OMG i live in the back woods of the vermont...

And here the story goes
so im working weekends, and short round decided that she might stick around this weekend and rest up. so i get home, super tired to find her cooking a new dish. smelled really good, i was so tried and hungry, and my hip hurt so much that i was super excited i didnt have to make my own supper. so i ran up stairs and changed in to some shorts, cuz i wanted to jump on the trainer and get some reps in and see if i could loosen the hip up and make it feel better.

by the time i got down stairs again, supper was ready, so insted of jumping on the trainer i ate. then got on the trainer.... bad move

dont eat then spin like crazy.... stomach does not like that.

anyways, i got off the trainer, then back on then off then on then off for good. then i said, hum.... how about you go to the movie king and get a movie while i shower!!! it was 2000 at that point and the movie place closes at 2100, and i tend to take long showers.

short round, naw i will wait
squid naw you should go they will close by the time im out
short round, take a quick shower
squid, i hurt and im tired, a long shower would be nice
shortround just take a shower and we will go

so i jump in the shower, and then quickly take a hot one
then jump out and yell

WHAT TIME IS IT

2017

ok i will be dressed in a sec and we can go
shortround, whats the rush,
squid, they close at 2100
shortround, no they dont
squid, yes they do, trust me
shortround, why would they do that, noone decided to get a movie before 2100
squid, shortround, remember where you live now!!!!!
shortround, .... really,omg thats retarted, i mean, what if you decided... i mean, who the hell closes at 2100... imean.... ok lets go

lesson.... when living in the back woods, nothing is open late, even the gas stations close around here!


how i got to know this, when living in maine, i went to go get a tire mounted and ballenced after class, at 1500, at the ford dealership, they told me maintance was closed because it was hunting season they all get off of work at 1400 every day and they are closed friday through sunday till hunting season is done!

i flipped out, and then was asked to leave!

lesson, dont flip out about hunting season around hunters!

squid out