Time to be Crule

ok here comes a kinda mean streak

good after noon all
squid here

so last weekend was not as fun as i wanted it to be as you read.

but there was some times where we did get alittle crazy
get back together alot of shipping buddies
at the friends house who drinks all the time
and what did we do
drink... drink and well pass the fuck out

so this is day one
we say our friend
then went home and drank, i finished a bottle of yager, and a 12 pack
i was drunk
i went to bed in the study and my buddy tony was all ready passed out on the floor, i crawled in to the sleeping bag and passed out with my head in the door way and my head half on and half off a kitchen floor.
woke up an hour later, i went to sleep at 0430, by my other frind kicking tony
they wanted to leave
so i said skooooooorr i got a pillow now and the room to my self, no more kitchen floor for my head, as i pealed my face off the linolium.

then i woke up at 1000, my head was almost in a cat box, and i noticed that my jeans where next to me out of the sleeping bag
now i went to bed with my jeans on... and my head was nowhere near a cat box. so hummmmmmmmmmm '

anyways
his down stairs neighbor woke my ass up so i crawled out of the bag, put my jeans back on and went in to the living room, pulled my friend off the couch to get him up and then walked to thehead to take a leak... i know nice guy hua

then i sat down on the sub woofer and leaned against the wall to try and pull my self together

then i noticed that his neighbor had no pants on, just a shirt and underwear,

so i was like.... why dont you have pants on, and my friend said that happens alot, she just comes up and hangs out, with no pants on

so i kinda started to make a deal out of it, just kept on remarking about it, its not like she was that good looking!!!!!

finally she was like

neighbor "god damn, im wearing undies"
squid "yeah, well you still have no pants"
neighbor "well its the same if i was in a swim suit"
squid "yeah i guess... for get it i will be nice"
neighbor "nice?? what do you mean nice."
squid "for get it, im still drunk, and hungover, and i dont fell like being mean"
neighbor "mean... ok bring it on.. lets see how you can do"
squid "no"
neighbor "come on i wont cry"
pat "haha come on lets see her cry"
Neighbor "i bet he has nothing"
Squid "fine you asked for it"
neighbor "bring it"
squid "its not the fact that you are half naked, its the fact that i can see so much cottage cheese that its making me sick.... pat where are the crackers, i found the dip...."
neighbor"................................."
pat "hahahahahahahahahahahahahah holy shit, i didnt think you still had it in you"
keith "that was bad... hahaha"
neighbor ".............................."

then she grabed a blanket and covered up

told you i could be mean

squid out