Squid And Grunt's Guide To Life

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Monday, January 30, 2006

Late'est and Great'est

sooooooooooo
boooyaaa

squid here

the latest and greatest adventure of squid and grunt has passed this weekend,
yes we did something totally amaizing
totaly unnessary
and totally not too normal

what did we do

welllll

we hiked up mount mansfield and then skied down stow, that was cool it was a great time

what does this involve you ask....... well im going to tell you

frist you wake up really early, and put your pack with you ski's attached to them in the truck
get dressed in your snow suit and put your hiking boots on
drive to the trail head
hike for 4 hours
through the woods and waste deep snow at times with out snow shoes
(note to self, bring them next time)
bob and weave the trees or hook a branch and knock your self on your ass, more than once
get lost off the trail
(the markers on the trees where in white, snow is white, so we got lost)
come out on a ski trail
start hiking up the ski trail
get stared at by everyone rocketing by you as you slowly walk up
stop almost at the top and cook some snow to make water
and drink the nasty brew
that had, hair, and blue stuff and BBAARRKK (hahahahhahahaha inside joke) in it and then strap on your ski's and ski down
with a heavy back back with an ice ax on it that could impale you or some one you crash in to
also my trecking pole was well not so nicely straped on either
so that could have killed some one too
but all i did was fall twice
yeah

then when you get to the bottom of the hill, hoof your crap back to the truck
drive home and on the way home

play rob zombie really really loud

yeah usually my subs make people sick to their stomach
i have two 10 inch subs in the truck
behind the seets
and guess what
grunt fell asleep
i was jerking the truck around and turning up the music and the fucker still slept
god damn it, i was jellious
anyways
(your diving next time ass)

so then you get home
and go take a shower and fall asleep cuz you are cold and in pain
but what did we do
shower, go out to eat and go to the movies
and grunt fell asleep in the movies too
i stayed up till 1130 that night
but anyways

thats what you do
thats what we did

one guy asked us how many runs we where going to do today
and i responded
1
grunt responded not as nicely

then when some little kid was staring at me
i said

yes i have a dick growing out of my fore head, now stop staring its rude
and he skied away crying i think
i get pissy when im tried

anyways
good day and good night everyone
i think im going to do that again soon it was fun
and a reall feeling like i actually did something
good night
squid you
november seys hi

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