Fake Girls

Good morning all
Squid here

here is a morning booyaa for ya

so last night, or this morning here at work i was surfing the web again, and i found on yahoo a add for a new tv show "rollergirls" so i was like hum... this proves why not having tv save my brain for the hard hits i take riden.

but i did download a clip from the show, and in the end i was totaly discusted with what i watched, i wish i got that 10 min and 30 seconds back. i could have picked my nose and had something better come of it than watching this sad clip of retarted women.

before you go off on me and tell me that i am sexist and a horrable person, i already know i am horrable, but not sexest. I think women can do almost everything a man can do. They just can't write their name in the snow like we can....

anyways moven on... i am not sexest, i would say this about men who are doing this too,
so rollerderby, what the god damn fuck is this, who calls this entertainment? well i guess A&E think it was a good idea to make the show, but looking at it, it is another over glorified version of WWF,
watching the clip i saw these girls talking big, going to work and at night going to roller derby and kicking the shit out of each other on the track.... well not really kicking the shit out of each other but beating each other for no real good reason other than trying to call this a sport.

They called them selves "Hard Core"

Ok now for all the girls that think they are "Hard Core"
This is for you

I do not proclaim my self "Hard Core" or nothing close too, but for all the "Hard Core" girls and boys out there, i envite you to come and vist me for a week, i will let you sleep at the house and you will have to fallow me all week and mimic me in everything i do.

so this is what will happen, wake up ride, work, ride, drink, sleep a couple hours and do it all again, usually there will be hours of driving to get to places, and there is some diving involved and maybe some climbing.

What grunt and i call a good week, is when we are done there us usually a visit to the ER or close too it, broken bikes, cuts scrapes and only 6 to 8 hours of sleep for the whole week. now all you youngins out there that think they are hard core just cuz you roller derby once a week. lets see you fly wing man with me. ready???

yeah go home panzy
fucken roller derby chicks.... good luck in the real world!

the only girls that i consider hard core are the ones that put up with me and my close freinds, marines army or navy chicks, more of the army and marines, engineer chicks, Er nurses, biking down hill chicks or all mountain chicks (no XC babbies), any girls that can score a 300 or better at shooting, girls that know how to change a gas tank of a car or truck, girls that are willing to try anything so they are not left out, girls that drink beer cuz the girly drinks wont get you drunk and last but not least, a girl that can go shot for shot with me and then drink me under the table and beat me at pool or darts (havent found anyone to match me at drunken darts)

soooo.... roller derby chicks, want to come out and play, or are you going to strap on your skates and go round and round in circles?

thats what i thought... go home
squid out!