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Saturday, December 24, 2005

A Wonderfull Christmass Pressent

Hi all
just jumped on the web tonight
the eve of christmass

so here is one of the only post that i will write about a sport that does not involve me or grunt, and the people who play get payed tooo much

ok some information to make this story clear

i hate the redsox
i hate the ny yankees
i love the Angles

i hate johny damon
for 3 reasons
one the x bitch liked him
two he played for the red sox
three he now plays for the yankees

so here is my theory
the redsox are a ragtag bunch of players, the club has no money but had a good team, they got lucky

new york can buy anything so they do, when they loose a chance at the series, they buy the players that made it lasy year.... there ya go

johny damon is a sell out, reason 4 i hate him

so he was a long haired hippy, and now new york will not tollerate that, so what do they make him do, cut his fagy ass hair
hahahahahahah fucker
now he looks like a real retard
clean cut, shaven and a sell out
hahahahahaha looser

this is a great christmass present to me
for many reasons
now johny damon can be hated by all newenglaners cuz he is a sell out
i hate him more
i have more respect for the yankees cuz they can mold their players any way they see fit
he lookes more like a looser now than he did with the redsox
and the redsox lost a good player
so they are going to loose again
and again and again and again

so here is to sell outs, that cut thier hair for a bigger pay check

THIS IS WHY I DONT LIKE TEAM SPORTS
they peer presser you in to doing stupid shit

well... grunt and i do that to each other, but we dont get payed a mill a year to do it.


so merry christmass
ride hard
dive deep
climb hi
ski fast
hike far

thank you st nick, i still am going to shoot you when you come down my chimny though, tesspasser

squid out

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