yes i have my shots
so hi there
squid here
booyaa
anyways
just thinken to my self here, yes i know....
anyways
sigh
moven on, so anyways, i was thinken, about a story,
when i go out for a trip, i usually have a back pack or a currier bag, and on or in these bags are usually some interesting things, like in my work bag i have a small stuffed monkey... why cus it symbolized the monkey on my back (meaning work) and on my riding pack i have two lighs, why... cuz i dont want to get hit by a car when riding at night,
and on my hiking/skiing pack (nick named, "suezy rotten crotch") i have a rabies tag... why... well here is the story
so november had a vet visit, he got his shots and i got a tag for him to put on his coller. well when he wore a coller it was a nice small one with a november tag on it, and then he decided he didnt like it soooo it came off. now i didnt put the rabies tag on it because it was huge and made him look funny with two tags one the size of almost a half dollor on a kitty.
so what did i to, i attached it to a loop on my suezy (backpack)
and now when ever i go hiking or skiing i get asked "you have a rabies tag?"
and my answer is "yes this proves that i got my shots!"
but to further this, yes i have my shots, having to travle alot grunt and i have had shots that most people have never had
i have been around the world twice and i think grunt has too
so here is a short list of what we have
typhoid
hep a and b (cant get a shot for c) or is it b what ever
pox
small pox
maleria
anthrax (yes it does exsist)
and countless others,
for example, when i went to belize (i know lucky me), my family and i had to go get shots, i got a call from the sister one night in a panic.
"squid squid, you must go to the doctor like tomorrow, you dont have all your shots, cuz i dont, and if you dont go you cant go to the island"
my answer to her "i have more shots than i need im not worried"
sister "well check anyways"
me "ok"
a week later i went to the doc and told her where im going and to look over my shot card for me, and she came back with
"wow, i would worry about you if you where going to the amazon and having sex with all the locals... you have enough shots to last you 20 years, if a wild bore with gonaherpasilfaids bit you, you could turn around and kill it, eat it and you would be ok...."
so thats that, yes i have a rabies tag, yes i have my shots
ladies im safe.... haha
squid out


0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home