Squid And Grunt's Guide To Life

Welcome to Squid and Grunt's Guide to life, Diving Locations, Mountain Biking trails, Rock climbing sights, and camping... Also little tidbits to help your journey on this round rock we call home! Also, we dont spell that great, use punctuation all the time and dont care much less what you think about that.... just read and enjoy and laugh!

Monday, January 09, 2006

yes i have my shots

so hi there
squid here

booyaa
anyways
just thinken to my self here, yes i know....
anyways
sigh

moven on, so anyways, i was thinken, about a story,
when i go out for a trip, i usually have a back pack or a currier bag, and on or in these bags are usually some interesting things, like in my work bag i have a small stuffed monkey... why cus it symbolized the monkey on my back (meaning work) and on my riding pack i have two lighs, why... cuz i dont want to get hit by a car when riding at night,
and on my hiking/skiing pack (nick named, "suezy rotten crotch") i have a rabies tag... why... well here is the story
so november had a vet visit, he got his shots and i got a tag for him to put on his coller. well when he wore a coller it was a nice small one with a november tag on it, and then he decided he didnt like it soooo it came off. now i didnt put the rabies tag on it because it was huge and made him look funny with two tags one the size of almost a half dollor on a kitty.

so what did i to, i attached it to a loop on my suezy (backpack)
and now when ever i go hiking or skiing i get asked "you have a rabies tag?"
and my answer is "yes this proves that i got my shots!"

but to further this, yes i have my shots, having to travle alot grunt and i have had shots that most people have never had
i have been around the world twice and i think grunt has too

so here is a short list of what we have
typhoid
hep a and b (cant get a shot for c) or is it b what ever
pox
small pox
maleria
anthrax (yes it does exsist)
and countless others,

for example, when i went to belize (i know lucky me), my family and i had to go get shots, i got a call from the sister one night in a panic.

"squid squid, you must go to the doctor like tomorrow, you dont have all your shots, cuz i dont, and if you dont go you cant go to the island"

my answer to her "i have more shots than i need im not worried"

sister "well check anyways"

me "ok"

a week later i went to the doc and told her where im going and to look over my shot card for me, and she came back with

"wow, i would worry about you if you where going to the amazon and having sex with all the locals... you have enough shots to last you 20 years, if a wild bore with gonaherpasilfaids bit you, you could turn around and kill it, eat it and you would be ok...."

so thats that, yes i have a rabies tag, yes i have my shots
ladies im safe.... haha

squid out

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