The Broken Horse Rides again

Hi everyone
well i guess its been a while since i posted
and my posts have not been up to par
well life has been sucking a little here in st jay
i still really dont know anyone here, and realy dont do much when im home
the nice weather is helping, i have been riding the horse a bit
but she has some problems that i have been puting off

well today i did fix the break problem and then worked on the shifitng problem,
the shifting is still not up to par, but she is rideable
which is better than losing the chain all the time

so ok it was kinda rainy today
so i was riding in between the showers
this last ride had to be one of the better ones cuz i did get honked at by a car
which is good, that means im getting better and i have better timing
i hopped a curb off a side walk to dodge some people, kinda infront of a car

the best part of that car beeping at me was what i was wearing
my t-shirt is from belize
the front seys "where the hell is belize"
and now the best and most ironic part
the back seys "Who The Hell Cares"
so the driver of that car, all she saw was WHO THE HELL CARES
i would have been happir if i was wearing my shirt that seys bight me on the back
i really like that one
but hay the belize shirt did the job!

so anyways, i really miss grunt and riding
i was looking at hard tails today
and it was really hard with him not there
we are looking for hard tails to work on our skills some more
and riding with out him is not the same
it is tough looking for jumps and dumb shit to do with out your riding partner
it was nice comming home and talk him in to going riding
but now i live alone and he is far away
riding alone, and noone to call is getting old!

well this is squid signing off sayen
stay conected like ninex and
grunt please come home safe a soon!

tebet 3 and a lie

ok so it was not three days of posting
so i lied
so sue me..... no wait, dont do that i cant afford it

so the last day
we got up
and went to conway NH to white horse
a great climb
4 straight hours of climbing
it was good except for the group ahaid of us!
man the son and dad team..... well just sucked
so they where ahaid of us, and we kept catching up to them and it was a lot of waiting for us
we got soooo sunburned, it was bad
my dive flag got more red than the one i drag when diving
it peeled so bad the next day!!!!

so we were climbing.... waiting and the dad was leading this team
the son was up and all we could here is

dad "Ok, come on son you can do it"
Son "I cant, its hard, i dont know were to go, pull me up, its hard!"
Grunt "EEEhhhhh suck it up"
Squid "Aahhh come on, we've been here for 30 min sitting"
son "Daaaaad, i cant do it"

so fianally grunt hurased the kid so much that he went up, or dad pulled him up
and where close to the top, there is this one point where Grunt teathered him self to me, with like 6 feet of roap

Grunt "Remember if you fall, we both die
Squid "This a good idea"
Grunt "No but im tired of waiting"
Squid "Ok Go"
Grunt "Dont fall"
Squid "Dont worry..... ok worry"

and then we basically ran up the mountain, all the way up
and this is where the flip flop story comes in!

well that is the end of the day, we drove home, had dinner with my sister and then crashed in nice warm soft beds, a good change to drit grounds

this is squid signing off sayen
stay concected like ninex
and... yeah thats it sorry it was so late!

Tibet... i mean NH part 2

AAAHHkay
hi everyone out there in... well not here
Squid here to talk about day two, camping trip in new hampture

so this day we went out climbing, we frist went to elifents head.... yes there is a rock called that, and when you park under it and look up... guess what.... it looks like an elifents head.... what a quinkidink.... i cant believe i just said that but... onward.

so we climbed that, the best part about climbing is when you get to the top the view you have. im a big fan of that, the climbing is the hard work to the great pay off of just quiet sceenery and reflecting on your self! so we did that

then we repelled down and did some other stuff! went to conway and shopped and stuff, ate and stuff then went on a ride

this ride was like no other, when you go out into the woods you see stuff. animals, people and plants and stuff. this ride though was special.

grunt found this old road, so we decided to see where it went, it turned to a over grown path after a while and so we decided to turn around. croozen down grunt was ahaid of me. he all of a sudden turned around and siad

Grunt "Dude is that you... you stink"
Squid "Im behind you, i thought you let one......"
Grunt "holy......" Came to a skidding stop
Squid "Wooooow..." Came to a skidding stop next to grunt

Grunt "You see that?
Squid "Ahhhhhhhhhh"
Grunt "Did you see that?"
Squid "Duuuaaahhhh... hummmmmm.... aaahhhh"
Grunt "That was a......."
Squid "Moose?"
Grunt "AAahhhhhh..... yeah, and i came 2 feet from it"
Squid "HUmmmmmmmm yep you did"

when we came around a corner a moose was just standing there, she was looken around and then got startled by grunt speeding at her, she turned and ran away like a goofy little kid down the path, and she looked like a lanky goofy kid running it was amazing, but both grunt and i came with in 5 feet of a moose... on mountain bikes! it was amazing

Grunt "Hum... we should go, if she comes back i dont think she will be scared. maybe mad!
Squid "Ok, lets take it a little slower"
Grunt "Thats what im thinken!"

so thats what we did, took the logging road to the street and started back to base camp, on the way back we saw a family with a dog walken, about 5 of them total

Family "Hi, you guys find anything cool?"
Grunt "Yeah.... kinda"
Squid "Yeah if you call almost hitting a moose cool"
Family "Really a moose where did it go, we would like to see it"
Grunt "Thats not a great idea, looking for big whild animals and stuff"
Squid "Yeah she may be a little pissed"
Family "Where did you guys come from, we want to go look"
Squid "Up there, have fun"

and we rode off

Grunt "the are nutz, what are they thinken"
Squid "Dont know but i know two things"
Grunt "What"
Squid "They will never get close to that moose with that dog, and man do moose smell bad!"
Grunt "Haha yeah they do, i thought it was you"
Squid "I dont smell bad"
Grunt "Yeah when you shower"
Squid "Well you dont smell like peaches in cream your self fabio"
Grunt "Shut up, lets go get some beer"

And that was the end of day two
and thats what we did, eat camp food and drink beer

this is squid signen off say stay conected like ninex and
moose smell like poo!

Three Nights In Tibet... I mean New Hampture #1 of 3

Squid here, this is goin to be a three post, three day event, just the way it went down! three days of pure relaxation!

So one day after comming back from the ferry company, i came home to a very bored grunt! he was sitting on the couch and muttering something about being bored, and stuck inside. so what do i do..... go take a shower and change out of my oily cloths. we both had a long weekend that weekend, so something was goin to happen! And it did!, so i come out of the shower to grunt standing in the living room,

Grunt "Dude lets go camping!"
Squid "Ok... when"
Grunt "Now... its going to be great, we will go rock climbing, hiking, biking..."
Squid "Scuba diving?"
Grunt "Well see!"
Squid "Um.... ok"

So thats just what we did, we packed josie up, luckly we keep everything together for camping. and just took off for new hampture! off like two bandits that robed a bank....

so the frist stop was a gas station,

Squid "We need beer"
Grunt "and ice"
Squid "And food"
Grunt "Walmart for food"
Squid "Right, but we need 2 cases of beer"
Grunt "For the weekend?"
Squid "..... for tonight!"
Grunt "Riigghhtt"
Squid "Ohhhh look over there... damn shes hot!"
Grunt "HAY BABY YOU WORK OUT????"
Squid "Hahahah shee looked at us!"

so at the gas station we picked up two cases of vermont brewed beer! of course, cus vermonters make the best drunks... i mean beer!

then off the walmart to pick up caned food!

Grunt "Oh and some of these"
squid "and beans..... um.... yeah"
Grunt "Thats going a smelly tent"
Squid "Dont worry its a well ventilated tent"
Grunt "Right"
Squid "And some of thoes"

And off to NH we were
we got to grunts faveriot store in NH, dont remember the name, but we always stop, to pick up a parking pass for the parks, and fire wood for the camp, and the girls are cute i might add! and hipped out, but thats ok!

then off to the camp ground, got there around 400 i think or maybe 200 or something in the after noon, set up camp and then went for a bike ride, now this was not a epic ride but it was fun, but the next ride was better, but thats for tomaorw!

then we came home to base camp to cook and drink... i mean drink and cook... i mean drink and..... yeah thats it.

so we started a fire, and put come cans on the fire, for food, then broke into the beer. i get the great idea of making the fire hot enough to melt glass and grunt thought it would be fun!

so thats what we did, make some food drink beer and melt the bottles that we drank out of! it was great, talk, read... drink.... and go to pass out.

now grunt had the sleeping bags, and asked me what i wanted, i said a light one cuz it was warm out.... but at night it got cool, i regretted asking for the light bag, to bed i wore jeans, two pair of socks and a hooded sweat, if i had a hat you bet i would have had that on too. so i froze my ass off that night, but all in all just leaving town, not telling anyone where we were goin and just goin was great, thats how we usually do things. just go!

so tomaorw will be when we woke up that morning and what we did!
Squid signing off sayen stay connected like ninex and
bring a better sleeping bag!

Diver Quiz

Here is a quiz for a diver, if you are not a diver, take it anyways for the hell of it, it will be fun! even if you dont know the teminalogy!

1, SCUBA stands for what

a Self contained undrewater breathing apperatus
b that stands for something?
c somethings comming underthe boat aaaahhhhh!
d If you look at it backwards it looks rushian!

2, 60 at 60

a is law
b 60 seconds and 60 min?... something with the tv?
c What, decompression stops are for sissies!
d can i go to the bath room?

3, 3 atmospheres is

a 90 feet
b up in the sky some where
c i breath the atmosphere!
d What?

4, A mask squeez is

a the compression of air due to depth
b a nice hug from a squid
c your mask strap is to tight
d Dude do you have a spear gun?

5, A empty aluminum tank

a floats
b sinks
c is a soda can
b heavy

6, Up to what depth do you not have to worry about deco stops

a 30 feet
b trick question
c When's lunch
d Under water or on land?

7, What is a quick fix for jelly fish sings

a pee on the sting
b rub it real hard
c peanut butter?
d dude, i could go for a sandwitch

8, Shivering is the first sign of

a hypothermia
b no blue lips are the first sign of that
c i pee in my wet suit, i dont get cold
d dude you pee in your wet suit
e only rentals! haha.... suckers

9, Who is Cousteau

a the god of scuba
b squids hero!!!!
c that guy with the sub and tv show... long time ago
d all of the above is correct!

10, Who has more ink, squid or grunt?

a Squid
b Grunt
c A squid sprays ink right???
d INK??????

If you answered a to all but 9, 9 is d, then you are good
if you ansered anyother... um, ok.... hope you had fun!

Noodles and the Nose

AAAHHHHkay squid here goin to tell ya a story

when grunt and i were living together it was a mad house
all the time, if we wernt doing something dumb, building something
trying to fix things, thinking up crazy idea.... we were drinking

meals at the house were always free game, if it was breakfast.... wait.... we both dont eat breakfast, cuz 1 i never did, 2 we both woke up way to early to eat, or on a off day we woke up way to late to eat breakfast. it was a rare occation if we ate breakfast, and if we did it was usually out some where!

so onward! meals... they were free game, and we usually had ready to eat shit layen around,,,, cuz two guys get lazy! I did cook noodles and chicked and shit sometimes, but usually we just made soup in a cup or chips, or stuff like that. quick and easy! that is how food should be!

so anyways, we use to go to cosco, which is like bj's or sam's club. where you can buy in bulk! that was the point, beable to buy a case of soop, or red bull! so we had this huge case of cup o soup, maybe it was two cases, it was a lot! but we ate them like it was goin out of style!

So one morning... mid afternoon, or what ever, grunt was maken him self some soup and this is the conversation we had.

Grunt "dude you want some soup"
Squid "naawwww im not hungry, and im bussy"
Grunt "you are playen video games"
Squid "Yeah im bussy"
Grunt "Ok your loss"
Squid "How is it my loss if im not hungry"
Grunt "Dont know..... shut up"
Squid "Ok.... i am thursty though, we still got tang around"
Grunt "We bought 2 huge contaners"
Squid "Riiiggghhhtt, wheres my nalgine"
Grunt "Dont know"
Squid "Eeehhh ill use a glass" (nalgine was on the coffie table right next to me)

DING... micro is done

Grunt grabs his soup and starts to slurp his noodles, and i mean really loud, i got done mixing my drink and take a sip.... then add three more spoon fulls of mix..

Grunt "SSSSLLLLUUUURRRRRRP....slurpslurpslurp.......slurp"
Squid (looking over my glass) "Dont hurt your self"
Grunt "Snort.. coughcough, hickup...snort..coughcough..giglecoughcough....coke..."
Squid "hehehe"
Grunt (after he pulls a noodle out his nose) "dude hahaha that was not nice haha"
Squid "But it was damn funny"
Grunt "Yeah... slllluuurrrppp slurpslurp"

And that is the end of that, i got grunt to laugh so hard he had a noodle come out his nose! was that a sight to see or what?

Well this is squid signing off sayen
stay conected like ninex and......
keep the noodles flowing!

I could see the car.....

Squid here to tell you about a terific crash that grunt had
for no reason too
i think he did it to make me feel better

ok this is a grandby ride
i think it was the ride that i did the mud puddle flop
so we were comming out
goin on the long down hill ride
that is a great ride by the way, it is like a 15 min down hill
no rests invloved
at the bottom of the hill there is a gate you either walk around
try and ride around
or hit....... we have not hit it yet..... yet.....
so we are goin down and make it to the gate
we rode around it and headed for my car
and i stopped and hopped of the horse and turned around just intime
i mean just in time, like a split second later and i would have missed this amazing act of just.... well.... carshyness
it was the most beautiful crah i have ever sceen
it could never be redone, it was just that breef moment of pure grace
i turned around to see grunt heading over a hard packed sand patch
then all of a sudden his handel bars wipped around
the top tube stoped them, and up and over he and the bike went
and wam, he was ont he gound on his back and the bike was on him

Squid "holy shit dude" as i ran over to him
Grunt "dude help me get out of this!"

i helped him untangle him self from the bike
he was on his back with his legs tangled in the frame, his feet never left the peddles and the bike was resting on top of him
talk about pain!!!!

Squid "dude what did you hit? there is nothing here"
Grunt "i dont know, it is all a blur"
Squid "dude look there is nothing here, look"
Grunt "Yeah i can see that, can we go now"
Squid "but there is nothing there... you hit nothing...."
Grunt "yeah... i know, lets go"
Squid "aahhkay..... lets go" still looking over my sholder at the sand patch

i still think he did that just to make me fell better about crashing that day, but really there was nothing there, i was so bewildered at the sight
it was amazing!

Squid here signing off sayed
stay conected like ninex
and look out for thoes hard packed sand patches
they will swallow you!

Fun Games for bored Animals

Squid here goin to tell ya how to stay occupied on a rainy day
first you need a grunt..... a friend will do
but a grunt is better

to sumerize what a grunt is
he/she is your bestest best friend, so close you call him a brother.... or sister if it is a she
and you do almost everything together
except things like sharing a bed and tooth brush and.... you know stuff like that

so now you know what a grunt is we can move on

so it is a rainy day
and it is cold
and you dont have the money for the rock gym or
a movie, or going to the mall, or a drive or anything
you watched 3 dvd;s allready
the history channel is a rerun
so is discovery and mtv is showin some god damn bad show again

so what do you do?
well get out the old "Dyna-Flex"
or as we call it, the "Masterbation muscle strenghter"
now it sounds nasty, but once you figure out what it is and
then ask any guy who has played with one
he will tell you....... it is the same motion!
motion of the ocean hehehehe
well i must move on

1 get the Dyna Flex goin, and i mean goin
2 holler at your grun to pay atention
3 toss the Dyna Flex to him
4 if he catches it and keeps it goin then the game goes on
5 if he stops it now comes the fun part
6 you can make him take a shot, or play truth or dare or do something stupid
7 if he catches it, he gets it goin fast again and tosses it back
now repeat stpes 2-7 till you get too drunk to do it any more
run out of truth or dare questions or if you really get tired of tossing the ball around

then play indoor hackysac! and break shit!

this is squid signing off sayen
stay conected like ninex and click this link
http://www.dynaflex-intl.com/

My arm is sticking together

Ahhhh kay, hello my friends
squid here, and im goin to tell you a story that grunt thinks is very funny
now that i look back at it, it was funny
but painfull

so we went riding, on a campus ride
amherst college, and umass to name a few
the normal ride time would be 4 to 6 hours
now it may seem like a long ride
and it was, but it was something we did daily when we were in high school
and when we go home to mom and pops house it is the same
we ride till our legs fall off
so the normal rout is ride from my house or grunts house
(we live 3 doors down from each other)
and go through our normal little single track to the bike path
hit the path for about 1/4 mile
then hit the single track before suicide hill
then climd the side of suicide hill, or ride our bike though some buildings
yes buildings
to the top of the hill

that day we did the tour of amherst and some jumps
i dont recall if we did any umass stuff
but all i remember was that a cop was fallowing us
so we gave him the slip by goin down some stairs and aournd the suicide hill
but we always do suicide hill
so we turnd around to go back
and we went cruizing along the paths below the hill
needless to say the cop found us again and i said to go a short cut to the bottom of the hill
then turned a courner and did not see something till it was too late
when we rode through this spot before it was clear of everything
but when we shot through this little short cut there was a new
brand spaken new ROPE fence
and i didnt see it till gurnt yelled
"DUDE STOP"
i looked up just in time to let go of my handle bars
catch the rope in my right hand and across the chest and in the left elbow
i some how unclipped and the bike kept goin
i proceeded to pull down the fence and get a wicked rope burn on my left arm
but i sucessfully streched out the fence so much that when i landed on my feet i was about 10 to 15 feet from where the fence was supose to be
when i let go the rope just dropped where i was
i ruined that fence
now that i reacall marty was with us that day
and both grunt and marty came over and were like
"dude that was killer"
and i was like
"Dude the cop is comming we got to go"
so that is just what we did, we left in a hurry
i think we just went home, and got in the pool
my mother kindly reminded me that i could have cought that rope in the neck and killed my self
and i kindly reminded her that i am the crazy son.
well that night i went to bed
the next morning i noticed that when i got up i could not move my left arm
it was stange it was like it was hooked up on something
then i relized that i slept with it bent at the elbow
so the rope burn was resting on my fore arm allnight
and what happened was that my arm healed to the other part of the arm
well i had to undo that, so what did smarty pants do
i held my breth and pulled, and RRRIIIPPPPP
i pulled the skin appart and went down stiars to my mother and said
"Ma, would you patch me up, it is time to wake grunt up to go for a ride"
and she said
"you are not going riding like that my friend"
and i said
"thats why im asking you to patch me up!"
and then i went for my ride,
we went by the fence and saw that it was still taken down, and that some one was there cutting it up to take the rest of it away

well this is squid signing off sayen
stay conected like ninex
and grunt i hope the sand box is just how you left it (safe)

later people, hope to read your blogs soon!

Here kittykitty HISSSSS

Ok so it is now time to tell you about my sisters cat, which despises Grunt and I, and for good reasons. So first we got to pay a tribute to my old cat, the infamus "Fat Black Atack Cat" Or Black Cat for short. yes my frist cat was named "Black Cat", give me a break i was like 5 when i named him! but he was a great cat (100% stray, picked up off a door step in flordia)

now my sister cat, butter scotch is a different story. this long haired white and orange fluffy sheading mop is not... well a cat, she is the my nemisis (spelled that worong). she and i hate each other and grunt just joined in on the fun. one day i sprayed her in the face with a squirt bottle and i think that is what started this whole mess. every time she sees me, she will stop dead in her tracks and hiss and growl at me. if you have hever heard a cat growl it is really funny. well one day grunt and i teased her so bad she actually atacked me. we chased her around the couch for 15 min, and my sister yelled at us. she fianlly jumed on the couch and lunged at me and that is when we decided to let her be for a while. but she still hates me. When my sisters friend come over they never believe that the cat and i dont get along till i prove it by goin with in 5 feet of the cat and she hisses and growls. once she growls the friends usually say "holy shit, make her do it again... this is great"

so now you know why my sister cat hates me, my cat on the other hand "november" is 100% stray and i found him on my door step and took him in, he loves to play like being chased aournd the house and stuff, he atackes me back, then when we are all done, usually when he draws blood from me, we sit on the couch and surf the net together. i think he is just happy to be inside and feed everyday. and november loves everyone when he gets to know them! hes just not a big fan of big groups!

well enough of the pets
this is squid signing off sayen stay conected like ninex
and i pee'd in butterscotch's littler box!

The end of the line...for today

Ahhhhh kay, so here is the end of the story.
Squid here... well at work... sigh i really dont want to be here and worken nights...
but hay, i want that new bike.... and scuba computer and... and... and...
yeah

so anyways
after chineese we went home.. well frist we went to ems cuz... well... ems is just fun to spend money at... but at this point i am waiting for friday for payday cuz im flat broke. so grunt was shoppen and i was walken around. my feet were frozen, cuz they were wet from the ride, so i decided to take off my bike shoes. well grunt and i have the same bike shoes, and the are blue and black and some times covered in blood or mud, usually a combo of the two! but today they were washed clean and wet, soaking wet. which makes the dye run and stain the feet. now we dont wear sock with out bike, or rock climbing shoes cuz we just dont. so my feet are now blue from my shoes.

walkin aournd a ems attendent comes by and go "sir... can i hellllholy shit your feet are blue!"
Squid "yeah and.... no i dont need help.. my feet are cold!"
Atendent "you need some soxs?"
Grunt "no he does not, he doesent like soxs"
Atendent "what about stank feet?"
Squid "My feet dont smell!"
Grunt "well not in thoes shoes they dont, but your boots do!"
Squid "which ones"
Grunt "all of them do!"
Squid "aaahhh right... yep they do!"
atendent "do you need help?"
Squid "like i said... no... but thanks......"
Atendent "aahhkay, im goin over here"
squid "have fun with that!"
Grunt "i think im goin to buy this watch
squid "dude it is 500 bucks"
grunt "yeah so"
squid "your wife is goin to kill you for buying a 500 buck watch"
Grunt "true... ok lets go"
squid "ok, dude im still cold"

so we jumped back in josie and drove home with the heat on, we got back to the apartments and i back in, on to the grass i might add! and we hopped out. i decided i need a rest, and so did grunt, we pulled the bikes out of the truck and went to our appartments, i yelled that i would call later. so i went into my sisters appartment and proped my bike on the back of the couch, went up stairs to her rrom she rents to me for weekends, and i grab my pants, a pillow and back to the couch for tv and some snoozen. later that day my sister arives to find me still on the couch, shivering a little.

Sister "you know you can turn up the heat"
squid "yeah... im just lazy"
Sister "here"
she hands me her "hellowkitty" blanket and put her jacket on my bike.
she then askes me where my bike is and i pointed.

"ah shit... dont say anything" sister
"ok" squid

my sister made me some supper and we both enjoyed talken about stuff and her kat hisses at me a couple times and then we sat and watches some of a movie. then i relized i needed to call grunt, but i had a head ake so i called and left a message on his cell. i bet he was in bed already, i finshed off my movie and went to bed with a head ake. and the next day i got grunt on Blogger and now we are all happy and dumb again...... wait we where never not dumb... well you get the drift!

this is squid signing off sayen stay conected like ninex

Rack Of Pain

Squid here, i will finish the home commin story with grunt later, but i got to tell this one before i forget it. and grunt can tell you i forget alot.... i mean alot!

So anyways, two or three months after i got my horse, grunt got his full suspension, i dont know if we have a name for his bike. but anyways it was the bike i was goin to buy but i didnt... i think the company ran out of frames and grunt got his sent from california or something, but what ever. his bike is basically the same as mine, the only differance is where the water bottle rack is mounted, mine is under the frame, where all the mud from your front tire hits, so of course i dont have one, cuz it is useless, plus i broke three of them off hitting logs and shit. Grunt's mount onthe other hand is on the top of the frame, where it is clean and convient... kinda.

now he had one there for a while, then one day he came up to the house for a ride and i noticed it was not there, the water bottle rack that is. and i ask what was up, this is the story i got.

"Well i was on some kind of ride and um, i found out why i dont like the water bottle rack there, i took one of thoes diggers where the endo happened, but i didnt flip, i cought not the stem... well i ended up catching the stem but frist i cought the water bottle rack with my crotch, ripped that off and then the stem stopped me!"

"uuuggg hahahahhahahhahaha ooooohhh shit, holy crap that is funny" Squid is now on the ground rolling

and my pops was there too
"so you goin to have any kids now? or are we all safe from you procreating"

Grunt "yeah yeah yeah, lets go for a ride ass hole"
Squid "Ha haha (snif snif)(wiping the tears out from my eyes) yeah yeah hold on, got to pump up the horse's tires.. haha hehehe."

Pops (as we were riden away) "remember you are the son i never wanted, and you (meaning squid)... if you dont come back alive i can finaly save some money, so.... dont come back"

Squid "thanks pops, and remember get the grill ready!"
Grunt "yeah i like mine dead and not mooing like last time!"

Mom from the screen door "im goen grocery shoppen you want anything special?"

Squid and grunt "FOOD"

mom "yeah yeah yeah, dont hurt your selves!"

Squid "We will!"

Well this is squid sighning off sayen
stay conected like ninex and watch thoes water bottle racks!

The Grunt Came Home

Well my two days off are over and now it is time to inform the world what happened!
Squid here
I finally had the chance to visit grunt while he was home from the big sand box, and in the end, i wish i quit work to spend some more time with him
but november at home was running low on food, and i need some cash to feed him, cuz i dont eat at home! haha

but anyways, the weekend durring the week was great! we spent monday night out with dave on Church street and tuesday was a ride and a final pass out!

monday, i got my stich taken out!!! YEEESSS that was so great, you dont understand the relief it was and i can finaly do stuff with out babing my bird finger. so i went to burlington to visit grunt. and of course he was not there when i showed up, so i left him a message on the cell "im on church street with dave, at red square... drinken, and um... hurry up."

so the bugger shows up around 2000 and ready to drink, doin some quick talken, (yellin that he was back from the sand box) he got free drinks at that bar for the rest of the night. KILLER!

we got tired of that bar and went to...um.... this gets fuzzy, (three shots and.... many beers) I think we went to what ales you, but we could have mad a stop first. but at what ales you we had some beer and i stopped drinken cuz i had to drive.
grunt then went on point to find all the lovely ladies at the bar... for me! what a good married bro will do for the lesser of the group! and a hit right off, three in blue at the end of the bar. So i got the tender over and handed him some dinero, and said "What ever they want... give it to them, and me i want a red bull" (big mistake) so the tender went over talked to them and wam... the were right next to us. "Hi, im.....(cant remember their names) and this is kate."
"Hi im squid, and thats grunt and dave."
"what... you are not named squid....."
"i am really"
"no you are not"
"I can prove it" and i lifted my pant leg to show off my squid
"HOLY SHIT, he's got a squid on his leg!!!"
The other girls laughed and started to talk to me and grunt. dave was stayen out of this
we talked for a while, i guess i drank two more red bulls (mistake)
and then all of a sudden kate said she had to go, and then i turned around and the other two were gone....
i guess i scared them away... aaahhh well, grunt did his job, but he did hear that i had a chance with one of them. well i missed that oppertunity... aahhh well it was all good.
so then off to sweet waters for wings like we always do and i think grunt got free drinks there, but all i knew was i payed for him and i all ngiht. the bills show it haha. then it was off to home. a piss behind a dumpster for all three one at a time and some stories in the alley way to the parking geradge and then dave was off down the street.

we jumped into josie and off to home we went. it was a quick ride and then we where there, and could not find a parking spot. finally found one and grunt jumped out from the truck and visited a near by tree.
"Dude what you doin, i drained the dragon behind the truck" haha
and then it was off to the apartment. and we were hungry.... (mistake*)
grunt grabed the camps stove, a pan and two frozen blocks of meet. and out on the back pourch we were, me the cook. i got everything out og the fridge and put in a bowl and that was sauce. cooking turned into burning and the stogies went quick. all i remember asking was"does ranch curdle???"
Gurnt "i think it does... dont use it"
well the meet (ground turkey and beef) turned out ok... just burnt, we saw the next day
and it was off to bed, i went across the street to my sisters at 230 or 300AM and passed out
i was up at 730... wide awake. damn redbull aaaahhh crap
walked down staires and turned on the tube, then it was right back up stiars to the head..... what ever we ate made my ass explode... uuuuggg it was not the nicest of thing! when i got out of the bathroom at 900 i went to go pass out again and was woken up at 1245 by a ringing cell that was on the night stand.
"Dude you hurten too?"
"um ill tell you when i get back from hell"
"ok lets go for a ride"
"um.... yeah"

SO out of bed i rolled, to the shower i went, saoked for 20 min, got the shorts, smelled the longsleeve i had the night before, then grabbed a clean shirt. the sniff test is one of my specialties. and over to grunts i went to find him on the couch lookin how i felt.

i will let him tell the ride. but a good end to a great night! i would not trade the time for anything in the world.

goin out with dave and grunt is one of my faveriot things to do. we always have a good time, we never fail to do something strange or dumb. and we always do what ever it take to get together! even if it mean i stay up 36 hours cuz i got to work nights! i will do it to hang with thoes two!

NEVER pass an oppertunity to be with frineds! NEVER that is one life rule you never break
always be there, if you are low on money one will help you out, if all are low on money just hang! but what ever it takes, walk that extra mile to do it (Life Lesson)

Mistake* was finding the cast iron frying pan with a quarter inch of burnt.... stuff inthe bottom and i guess i ruined another one of grunts cast iron frying pans, but im blaming it on the camp stove!

remember, dont drink three redbulls in one night and
Stay conected like ninex
squid signing off

p.s. grunt you better come back for christmass, or remember i will wake your dead ass up and kill you my self! stay safe please!!!!!!!!!

squid out