My arm is sticking together
Ahhhh kay, hello my friends
squid here, and im goin to tell you a story that grunt thinks is very funny
now that i look back at it, it was funny
but painfull
so we went riding, on a campus ride
amherst college, and umass to name a few
the normal ride time would be 4 to 6 hours
now it may seem like a long ride
and it was, but it was something we did daily when we were in high school
and when we go home to mom and pops house it is the same
we ride till our legs fall off
so the normal rout is ride from my house or grunts house
(we live 3 doors down from each other)
and go through our normal little single track to the bike path
hit the path for about 1/4 mile
then hit the single track before suicide hill
then climd the side of suicide hill, or ride our bike though some buildings
yes buildings
to the top of the hill
that day we did the tour of amherst and some jumps
i dont recall if we did any umass stuff
but all i remember was that a cop was fallowing us
so we gave him the slip by goin down some stairs and aournd the suicide hill
but we always do suicide hill
so we turnd around to go back
and we went cruizing along the paths below the hill
needless to say the cop found us again and i said to go a short cut to the bottom of the hill
then turned a courner and did not see something till it was too late
when we rode through this spot before it was clear of everything
but when we shot through this little short cut there was a new
brand spaken new ROPE fence
and i didnt see it till gurnt yelled
"DUDE STOP"
i looked up just in time to let go of my handle bars
catch the rope in my right hand and across the chest and in the left elbow
i some how unclipped and the bike kept goin
i proceeded to pull down the fence and get a wicked rope burn on my left arm
but i sucessfully streched out the fence so much that when i landed on my feet i was about 10 to 15 feet from where the fence was supose to be
when i let go the rope just dropped where i was
i ruined that fence
now that i reacall marty was with us that day
and both grunt and marty came over and were like
"dude that was killer"
and i was like
"Dude the cop is comming we got to go"
so that is just what we did, we left in a hurry
i think we just went home, and got in the pool
my mother kindly reminded me that i could have cought that rope in the neck and killed my self
and i kindly reminded her that i am the crazy son.
well that night i went to bed
the next morning i noticed that when i got up i could not move my left arm
it was stange it was like it was hooked up on something
then i relized that i slept with it bent at the elbow
so the rope burn was resting on my fore arm allnight
and what happened was that my arm healed to the other part of the arm
well i had to undo that, so what did smarty pants do
i held my breth and pulled, and RRRIIIPPPPP
i pulled the skin appart and went down stiars to my mother and said
"Ma, would you patch me up, it is time to wake grunt up to go for a ride"
and she said
"you are not going riding like that my friend"
and i said
"thats why im asking you to patch me up!"
and then i went for my ride,
we went by the fence and saw that it was still taken down, and that some one was there cutting it up to take the rest of it away
well this is squid signing off sayen
stay conected like ninex
and grunt i hope the sand box is just how you left it (safe)
later people, hope to read your blogs soon!


2 Comments:
ouuuuuuuuuuuuch! I had a minor wipe out yesterday...definitly not worth of an entire blog but I thought the master of wipe outs and injuries might enjoy my story...so last night I was hanging out with my friend and we had just gotten to my friend jasons house for a late night BBQ anyways i was sitting in the backseat of my friends hatch back and go to get out and I was wearing my black sandals and they got caught on the seat belt and I went over on my ankle and just slid on to my face, wearing a white skirt into the dirt, skin my leg and my ankle...so this morning in the shower I was busy picking dirt out of my wounds...it was nasty...anyways sorry I missed you online today I was having a nap...hope to talk to you soon...Megs
haha... ouch though, ruining a good skirt is a damn shame though
but pickin gravel out of your skin is deffinalty a experiance i have had tomany times! sorry to hear about the scrapes though, but that is a definate blogger story!
later megs!
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