Rack Of Pain

Squid here, i will finish the home commin story with grunt later, but i got to tell this one before i forget it. and grunt can tell you i forget alot.... i mean alot!

So anyways, two or three months after i got my horse, grunt got his full suspension, i dont know if we have a name for his bike. but anyways it was the bike i was goin to buy but i didnt... i think the company ran out of frames and grunt got his sent from california or something, but what ever. his bike is basically the same as mine, the only differance is where the water bottle rack is mounted, mine is under the frame, where all the mud from your front tire hits, so of course i dont have one, cuz it is useless, plus i broke three of them off hitting logs and shit. Grunt's mount onthe other hand is on the top of the frame, where it is clean and convient... kinda.

now he had one there for a while, then one day he came up to the house for a ride and i noticed it was not there, the water bottle rack that is. and i ask what was up, this is the story i got.

"Well i was on some kind of ride and um, i found out why i dont like the water bottle rack there, i took one of thoes diggers where the endo happened, but i didnt flip, i cought not the stem... well i ended up catching the stem but frist i cought the water bottle rack with my crotch, ripped that off and then the stem stopped me!"

"uuuggg hahahahhahahhahaha ooooohhh shit, holy crap that is funny" Squid is now on the ground rolling

and my pops was there too
"so you goin to have any kids now? or are we all safe from you procreating"

Grunt "yeah yeah yeah, lets go for a ride ass hole"
Squid "Ha haha (snif snif)(wiping the tears out from my eyes) yeah yeah hold on, got to pump up the horse's tires.. haha hehehe."

Pops (as we were riden away) "remember you are the son i never wanted, and you (meaning squid)... if you dont come back alive i can finaly save some money, so.... dont come back"

Squid "thanks pops, and remember get the grill ready!"
Grunt "yeah i like mine dead and not mooing like last time!"

Mom from the screen door "im goen grocery shoppen you want anything special?"

Squid and grunt "FOOD"

mom "yeah yeah yeah, dont hurt your selves!"

Squid "We will!"

Well this is squid sighning off sayen
stay conected like ninex and watch thoes water bottle racks!