Are You A Mountain Biker

This is a test to see if you are a true crazy MT Biker or you are on the trails to get in the way.

1. Mountain bike trails consist of

a. Marked trails and drit raods
b. Any where my legs take me
c. College Campuses including down stars and inside buildings
d. All trails off limits to bikers
e. All of the above

2. You replace bike parts

a. After every ride
b. When it gets broke
c. only if i cant fix it
d. i break something every ride!!

3. My helmate

a. is my brain bucket
b. i wear all the time
c. has its own battle scars
d. what... helmate... oh yeah i think i got one

4. Stairs

a. yeah i walk up and down them holding the bike
b. take a pic of me goin down them
c. i can go up and down them
d. b and c are both correct

5. Endo is

a. embarising
b. a country in africa
c. they do that in europe right
d. yeah i can do that too

6. Your bike cost you

a. too much
b. i dont know, mom bought it for me
c. cant remember after that crash
d. dude.. im still spending money on it

7. Bike cops are

a. to slow
b. hahahahahahahahaha funny... really
c. cought me when i was on the side walk
d. my friends in blue

8. Suicide hill

a. i can reach 50 mph there
b. i climb for training
c. a great view
d. a and b are correct

9. winter time

a. is time to put the bike away
b. is just cold riding
c. snow men stop me cold
b. i got hit by the plow truck once

10. Have you got in a accident with a car

a. um... yes?
b. i hit one
c. i got hit by one
d. You should have sceen the dent, and a, b, and c are correct!

scores.
get on the bike path and off the trails for gods sake
a,b,b,a,b,b,d,c,a,a

Average biker
b,c,a,b,d,a,c,b,b,b

Dude give me a call when you want to go riding
e,d,a,d,a,d,b,d,b,d