Home Made Peper Spray

Well lets get started, Squid here tellen you a story

"He fucken drinks Tabasco" Brett Saltsman

My quick experiance with shipping and the o so teriable food has made me imune to hot things, not saying the temperature, but spicy foods dont phase me. i use to use one bottel of Tabasco a day on the State Of Maine (ship) when i was on my Junior Cruise, and i use a bottel of Frank's Red Hot once a week on the Pitsenbarger (another ship). So my toung has no feeling, you could stab it and i think i would not so much as flinch

but that is not the story to tell,

One day after a long ride in burlington, or maybe after a workout or something, my sister came over and i offered to make her lunch, snack, or dinner, what meal it was i dont remember, but it was food that i was going to make.

usually im a good cook, but today... that day... um i did not make food, i made peper spray. the same stuff used for self defence... yep i made it. just ask grunt and sister!

So i took the chicken, enough for me, grunt and sister. but the only spices we had were pepper, salt and Life After Death Sauce (My fave Hot Sauce)

so i made grunt and sisters chicken, some pepper and salt, sister said i used to much pepper, but she ate it and drank lots of water. Grunt ate it and watched tv and cleaned one of his rifles i think, or played Ghost Recon.

then it was on to my dish, I tossed the chicken in the hot cast iron frying pan then i dumped a little too much hot sauce in to the pan, it did waht we Engineers call Vaporized, it did not touch the chicken it just went into the air. hence home made peper spray. it did not bother me but grunt started to sneeze and could not stop and my sister's eyes started to water, she start to basicaly cry. I finished the chicken and sat down and ate it and watched the two figiting around. The grunt said "god damn man, you made pepper spray" Then opend all the doors and windows int he appartment and took three fans and turn tem all one in one direction. my sister then started to get ready to leave, she could not take the heat..

the wind took the tanted air away and sister sat back down, then i relized i may have staned the frying pan, and grunt reconfirmed that i did, we all laughed and i finsed my chicken and relized that if i hurass some girl and she has pepper spray and decides that it would be a good idea to try it on me, i may just take it and put it on my chicken!