Noodles and the Nose

AAAHHHHkay squid here goin to tell ya a story

when grunt and i were living together it was a mad house
all the time, if we wernt doing something dumb, building something
trying to fix things, thinking up crazy idea.... we were drinking

meals at the house were always free game, if it was breakfast.... wait.... we both dont eat breakfast, cuz 1 i never did, 2 we both woke up way to early to eat, or on a off day we woke up way to late to eat breakfast. it was a rare occation if we ate breakfast, and if we did it was usually out some where!

so onward! meals... they were free game, and we usually had ready to eat shit layen around,,,, cuz two guys get lazy! I did cook noodles and chicked and shit sometimes, but usually we just made soup in a cup or chips, or stuff like that. quick and easy! that is how food should be!

so anyways, we use to go to cosco, which is like bj's or sam's club. where you can buy in bulk! that was the point, beable to buy a case of soop, or red bull! so we had this huge case of cup o soup, maybe it was two cases, it was a lot! but we ate them like it was goin out of style!

So one morning... mid afternoon, or what ever, grunt was maken him self some soup and this is the conversation we had.

Grunt "dude you want some soup"
Squid "naawwww im not hungry, and im bussy"
Grunt "you are playen video games"
Squid "Yeah im bussy"
Grunt "Ok your loss"
Squid "How is it my loss if im not hungry"
Grunt "Dont know..... shut up"
Squid "Ok.... i am thursty though, we still got tang around"
Grunt "We bought 2 huge contaners"
Squid "Riiiggghhhtt, wheres my nalgine"
Grunt "Dont know"
Squid "Eeehhh ill use a glass" (nalgine was on the coffie table right next to me)

DING... micro is done

Grunt grabs his soup and starts to slurp his noodles, and i mean really loud, i got done mixing my drink and take a sip.... then add three more spoon fulls of mix..

Grunt "SSSSLLLLUUUURRRRRRP....slurpslurpslurp.......slurp"
Squid (looking over my glass) "Dont hurt your self"
Grunt "Snort.. coughcough, hickup...snort..coughcough..giglecoughcough....coke..."
Squid "hehehe"
Grunt (after he pulls a noodle out his nose) "dude hahaha that was not nice haha"
Squid "But it was damn funny"
Grunt "Yeah... slllluuurrrppp slurpslurp"

And that is the end of that, i got grunt to laugh so hard he had a noodle come out his nose! was that a sight to see or what?

Well this is squid signing off sayen
stay conected like ninex and......
keep the noodles flowing!