Fun Games for bored Animals

Squid here goin to tell ya how to stay occupied on a rainy day
first you need a grunt..... a friend will do
but a grunt is better

to sumerize what a grunt is
he/she is your bestest best friend, so close you call him a brother.... or sister if it is a she
and you do almost everything together
except things like sharing a bed and tooth brush and.... you know stuff like that

so now you know what a grunt is we can move on

so it is a rainy day
and it is cold
and you dont have the money for the rock gym or
a movie, or going to the mall, or a drive or anything
you watched 3 dvd;s allready
the history channel is a rerun
so is discovery and mtv is showin some god damn bad show again

so what do you do?
well get out the old "Dyna-Flex"
or as we call it, the "Masterbation muscle strenghter"
now it sounds nasty, but once you figure out what it is and
then ask any guy who has played with one
he will tell you....... it is the same motion!
motion of the ocean hehehehe
well i must move on

1 get the Dyna Flex goin, and i mean goin
2 holler at your grun to pay atention
3 toss the Dyna Flex to him
4 if he catches it and keeps it goin then the game goes on
5 if he stops it now comes the fun part
6 you can make him take a shot, or play truth or dare or do something stupid
7 if he catches it, he gets it goin fast again and tosses it back
now repeat stpes 2-7 till you get too drunk to do it any more
run out of truth or dare questions or if you really get tired of tossing the ball around

then play indoor hackysac! and break shit!

this is squid signing off sayen
stay conected like ninex and click this link
http://www.dynaflex-intl.com/