Diver Quiz

Here is a quiz for a diver, if you are not a diver, take it anyways for the hell of it, it will be fun! even if you dont know the teminalogy!

1, SCUBA stands for what

a Self contained undrewater breathing apperatus
b that stands for something?
c somethings comming underthe boat aaaahhhhh!
d If you look at it backwards it looks rushian!

2, 60 at 60

a is law
b 60 seconds and 60 min?... something with the tv?
c What, decompression stops are for sissies!
d can i go to the bath room?

3, 3 atmospheres is

a 90 feet
b up in the sky some where
c i breath the atmosphere!
d What?

4, A mask squeez is

a the compression of air due to depth
b a nice hug from a squid
c your mask strap is to tight
d Dude do you have a spear gun?

5, A empty aluminum tank

a floats
b sinks
c is a soda can
b heavy

6, Up to what depth do you not have to worry about deco stops

a 30 feet
b trick question
c When's lunch
d Under water or on land?

7, What is a quick fix for jelly fish sings

a pee on the sting
b rub it real hard
c peanut butter?
d dude, i could go for a sandwitch

8, Shivering is the first sign of

a hypothermia
b no blue lips are the first sign of that
c i pee in my wet suit, i dont get cold
d dude you pee in your wet suit
e only rentals! haha.... suckers

9, Who is Cousteau

a the god of scuba
b squids hero!!!!
c that guy with the sub and tv show... long time ago
d all of the above is correct!

10, Who has more ink, squid or grunt?

a Squid
b Grunt
c A squid sprays ink right???
d INK??????

If you answered a to all but 9, 9 is d, then you are good
if you ansered anyother... um, ok.... hope you had fun!