The Thrill of the Hunt

hi all
squid here at work, waisting time again
we call it "fucken the dog" but thats not too pc to say
but wait, i just said it
and wait grunt and i are not pc
cuz we dont care!

thats also why i dont use CAPITAL LETTERS
or periods..... all the time
its a waist of time, or is it waste of time
who cares you got the point right?
who cares if you did or not, this is not the story

so im here in the lab doing chemistry
it is a rainy day
so that means the bugs come inside the plant to get out of the rain
which pisses me off
i hate bugs
the ones i hate the most are
spider... just hate them, anything with 8 legs that cant swim is no good in my book
mosquitoes (spelt wrong).... blood sucking bitches, sounds like my last girl friend
flys - god damn anoying suns of bitches that just like to bother me

so here in the lab, there where three, and i decided to hunt them down with my "east bay" catalog,( i was looking at shoes) and i was sucessfull with two
the other one i scared away!

but that reminded me of a old appartment story
grunt and i lived in the gheto as you know
and we had this appartment, that i liked how it was set up, but loaction was not to die for!

so the front... and only door had no screen on it
so grunt used his misqueto netting and used the handydandy staple gun and made a make shift screen door that we used while we were at home
it was great, we had a draft through the house and it was nice having the door open!

but make shift means that bugs got in, at night too, they found the holes to the lights, then buzzed around and around and around and just pissed me off

one night there was this huge moth, i mean huge, it would creat a shadow when flying around, it was big
and it was pissing me off
so i decided to hunt the bastard down
and thats what i did, i got my weapon (home made fly swatter made out of a magazine)
and went on the hunt.
the air atacks where not working, so i was waiting till the fucker landed and went at it with all my might
wap.... miss
wap.... miss
wap.... miss
then the bastard landed on the over head light
the cealing was alot taller than i
and the light was one of thoes 6 foot covered neon lights
so i jumped and in midd air i took my swing of might
grunt was close by watching, cuz this was really good entertainment
WWAAAPPPP
crack.....creak....

squid "ahhhh look out"
grunt "wow.... hahahaha"

when i hit the cover to the light i knocked the thing off and it came swingen down at me, and all the dead bugs showered down on me and the floor,

not only was i covered in dead bugs and dust, but i managed to break the light cover

i fixed the light cover with a little help from grunt and a ladder,

squid "you see that, did i get him, did i get the fucker"
grunt "idonno....... nope... look"
squid "im goin after him"
grunt "let him be, and go to bed, you broke enough for tonight"
squid "yeah but he is bothering me!"
grunt "what ever dude, just dont break anything else"
squid "eeehhh what ever, im going to bed"

then i sat on the couch and watched tv for a couple hours

this is squid signing off sayen
kill the bugs!!!.....
and stay conected like ninex
and um..... yeah i got ot get back to work!

later