The deciding moment to move

hi all squid here

so im goin to tell you the true reason we moved from our appartment in the ghetto to across the street from my sister

so one night we all went drinken
and then we went home to drink some more
and well we were drinken on the pourch and one of grunts college friends was there
and she was kinda tryen to hang all over squid
well maybe not, but..... she did want a piece of me
and i was not down with that
one.... she was not my type
two.... i was not in the mood
three... i didnt want anything to do with her anoying voice

ok ok ok im shallow
but hay life is life

so anyways i was leaning against the pourch railing right next to one of the support posts that held up the roof
now this appart ment was falling apart and i should have known better
living on the second floor, about 15 feet from concreet side walk and hard packed sand for a driveway
so im leaning and craccccckkkk snappppp
HOOOLLLYYY FUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK (squid)
WWWWWOOOOoOOWWWW (Grunt)
giggle giggle (dumb blond)

the railing gave way and i started to fall to my death, but luckly i grabbed the post and swong out and then back in
grunt jumped up and grabbed my arm pusing the blond out of the way
she giggled and thought it was funny
after i cought my breath i looked at grunt

Grunt "dude you almost fell to your death"
Squid "Im goin to bed........."

and then i stumbled in to my room

the dumb blond kept knocking on my window saying that i cant go to bed
and grunt kept telling her that i could sleep through an atom bomb and it wont work

and thats what i did
i passed out, shaking like a leaf
when i woke up the next morning i went out on the pourch to see the railing totally gave way
the wood disinagreated and there was almost nothing left of what i was leaning on

that was the day i went over to the rental place and handed in the application for the appartment across the street from my sister. and thank god, i never came close to dieing there!

squid signing off sayen
stay conected like ninex and watch out for thoes crapy railings! god damn it