What a Waist

Anyway
hello all
squid here

well you must have read that grunt and i climbed mount mansfield and skied down stow, that was a great time, i really want to go do it again like soon. maybe closer to my house.... (hint hint, im tried of driving/traveling) hehe

anyways, so part of this trip, the frist 4 hours was trecking through the woods of mansfield, which was spactacular, i loved it, just walken and shit, it was tough (not hard) but rewarding. i had a wonderful time.

there was one part though that was a little fustrating
but some more background on this subject

now to treck though the woods on a cold clear day in late january (it was 35 out)
you need to be prepaired, so i had my nice mountainering boots on (montrail) my gaters, snow pants, pollypro, a shell (jacket) nice thin neck gator and a hat, of course some gloves.

if we where climbing in just that it would have been easy.... but nope we also both had a pack

in my pack i had my ski boots, thermous with hot water in it, sleeping bag (just in case) space blanket (just in case) crampons (whitch came out and went on the boots) and some other small stuff. on the out side, i had my ski pols and skis and my mountainering ax, which made my pack kinda tall

so with that on hiking though the woods became ultra fun, you had to make sure you could bob and weave though the low branches of the trees, which if you didnt you hooked one and they either knocked you on your ass or came back and wiped who was behind you or some how wiped your head which sucked. but thats not the best part people

added weight and deep snow

at one point when i was breaking trail i broke though the crust up to my waist

squid "aahh fuck.... god damn it..."
grunt "haha, need help out"
squid "naw i got it"

so i tried to get out, but my other foot went down though the crust, and i was fully up to my waist trying to climb out, every attemt made a other hole waist deep in snow, i sucesfully made a channel 10 feet long in waist deep snow.

at that point this is what happened

squid "god damn it... fuck... aahhh crap.... fuck'''' uuuuuuggggggggg... carp"
grunt "ok let me break trail, when i told you to break trail i didnt mean to BREAK TRAIL"
squid "hufhufhufhuf... fine you go"
grunt "lets hit that hard pack up there"
squid "what ever... hufhufhuf"

and thats when we got off the trail i think and kinda got lost.... not really lost just off the trail by 2km.

any ways dont see this as me complaining, i really had a good time here... there
and i want to go again this weekend, but closer to home.
going to hit the woods around home
then maybe to go burke
anyways

later people
booyaa
squid out

Sir...?

So good afternoon
this would have been a morning post but...... josie had an appointment with her hair stylest
so i was at gilmore ford with josie in the shop
and i was drooling over the ford Gt that was just sitting in the show room
man i love that car

anyways this is what happened

sir.... sir.... could you stop drooling on the car
eeeehhhhh buwwaaaaaaa
sir.... sir im talking to you
bbuuuwwwww
sir sir.... SIR.... is that a spiderman bandade on your finger
yeahso......
arnt you to old for that
dont you need to be on the tredmill
im going to have to ask you to wait in the waiting room for your truck
her name is josie
well im going to have to ask you to wate over there, we have to re wax the gt thanks to you
well fine then
i will be back tomorrow
not if we can help it
ha.... cort orders smort orders i will be here, make sure she gets three coats of wax!!!
what ever sir

and then i went to the waiting room
josie is all better
and im home

booyaa
squid out

Late'est and Great'est

sooooooooooo
boooyaaa

squid here

the latest and greatest adventure of squid and grunt has passed this weekend,
yes we did something totally amaizing
totaly unnessary
and totally not too normal

what did we do

welllll

we hiked up mount mansfield and then skied down stow, that was cool it was a great time

what does this involve you ask....... well im going to tell you

frist you wake up really early, and put your pack with you ski's attached to them in the truck
get dressed in your snow suit and put your hiking boots on
drive to the trail head
hike for 4 hours
through the woods and waste deep snow at times with out snow shoes
(note to self, bring them next time)
bob and weave the trees or hook a branch and knock your self on your ass, more than once
get lost off the trail
(the markers on the trees where in white, snow is white, so we got lost)
come out on a ski trail
start hiking up the ski trail
get stared at by everyone rocketing by you as you slowly walk up
stop almost at the top and cook some snow to make water
and drink the nasty brew
that had, hair, and blue stuff and BBAARRKK (hahahahhahahaha inside joke) in it and then strap on your ski's and ski down
with a heavy back back with an ice ax on it that could impale you or some one you crash in to
also my trecking pole was well not so nicely straped on either
so that could have killed some one too
but all i did was fall twice
yeah

then when you get to the bottom of the hill, hoof your crap back to the truck
drive home and on the way home

play rob zombie really really loud

yeah usually my subs make people sick to their stomach
i have two 10 inch subs in the truck
behind the seets
and guess what
grunt fell asleep
i was jerking the truck around and turning up the music and the fucker still slept
god damn it, i was jellious
anyways
(your diving next time ass)

so then you get home
and go take a shower and fall asleep cuz you are cold and in pain
but what did we do
shower, go out to eat and go to the movies
and grunt fell asleep in the movies too
i stayed up till 1130 that night
but anyways

thats what you do
thats what we did

one guy asked us how many runs we where going to do today
and i responded
1
grunt responded not as nicely

then when some little kid was staring at me
i said

yes i have a dick growing out of my fore head, now stop staring its rude
and he skied away crying i think
i get pissy when im tried

anyways
good day and good night everyone
i think im going to do that again soon it was fun
and a reall feeling like i actually did something
good night
squid you
november seys hi

tom or jerry?

short round "what ya watching?"
grunt "tom and jerry"
squid "yep"
Short round "so are you more of a tom or a jerry"
Grunt "more of a jerry, always keniving, thinken"
squid "more of a tom..."
short round "why is that"
squid "cuz im always getten the shit kicked out of me"
short round "true"
grunt "true"
squid "ok next one, i dont like this one"

this is a night after two days of skiing
i bought a tom and jerry greatest dvd.... why cuz tom and jerry are the best, and they are my fave

p.s. if any one wants to sponser a tattoo i will get one of tom, but i wont pay for that hahahhahahaha
min is 75 bucks, thats the hourly rate of my artist, and i will post the pic

squid out

Do Something Good

Good morning all
do something good, sponser my sister for the panguin plung, to help the special olympics

go here and pledge her any amount,

http://www.firstgiving.com/vtpeanut

do a good thing! and then go see her dive in the lake champlain and freez her ass off, hahahahahaha sucker
good luck sister

Squid out

bored? no we are retarted

so boooooyaaaaaaa

squid is back
i passed my test, and i am back
so i was in b town for a week taking a class for work and in the end with out studying i passed with a 42 out of 50. booyaa motherfucker
anyways

so after my class i went skiing With grunt, torso and mommy and her partents and a two friends
it was good

but thats not the story, or the full story, i will write later
so anyways sunday grunt and i went to loon to go skiing, and on the way he was hungry so we stopped at the fastfood crap fest to get a fat pill.... a McSandwitch of some sort

anyways, sitting there we got our drinks at the drive though, and just sitting there we tare the end of the paper off the straw face each other and prepair to do battle by blowing the wrappers at each other, but insted grunt said
"i dare you to blow that through the open dive though window"

now any normal person would be like "no thats retarted"

but he said " I DARE" so what do i do
turn around and blew that fucker right in there
and not only was i on target, but i had the great idea of trying to get it as far as i could get that tiny piece of paper as far as it could go, and vroom it was off and about 15 feet later and half way across the mcdonalds it landed behind the counter, and noone noticed but the histarical laughing squid and grunt in the truck!

so do not say i dare unless you really want to see what happens!

squid out
boooyaaa

Not November

Not November
Originally uploaded by snt16.

MMUUUUaaaaa ahhahahahahahahahahaha aaahhh ahahahahahhhaaaaahhhhh.... snif snif (wipe eyes) aaahhh ahahhahahahahahahhahahahahah

oh god every time i look at this pic it makes me crack up,
squid here, no this is not november but it looks like him, just like how that person put the hat on the car ahahaha

anyways boooyaaa and chat later
squid out

stained clothing

yep hello people
squid here

booyaa....

anyways, so well here is a little insite to my life... which you really dont care but if you are reading, then you care enough to read, or you are that bored.

so anyways, my clothing, what i wear, i dont usually run around naked, but... nope never been known to do that, maybe walk around and go get the mail with just my boxers on but never in the buff!

anyways, 99% of my clothing has either a stain or a rip in it or both.... why is this important you ask, well it just makes it me.

my idea of clithing is that it is really not that important, i mean i do have some nice cloths that i wear to nice occations, but 99% of the time i am a jeans and tshirt guy, why, cuz i like tshirts and jeans, and i dont care if i ruin them cuz my outfit that i wear everyday cost lest than 20 bucks.....

for example last night i got home from work, showered and put on a new pair of jeans i bought a couple weeks ago. why new jeans and not the old ripped stained ones... well it is because the two pairs that i usually wear where both soaking wet from 2 days of playing 2.5 hours of ultiamte in the snow. so new jeans it was. and what did i do in my new jeans. while watching a movie i changed two mountain bike tired of the gary fisher (which i havent named yet) and what does thatintail
getting dirty
and guess what, i got break goop all over my pants, and guess what i dont care
so now they are squid jeans
cuz they are stained, and most likely going to be ripped some how soon.

so now that i realized that i do not have a name for the fisher i need to decide on the name. here are my other bikes and thier names

1997 Iron Horse, G-Out. Named "The Horse"
2005 Specailized P2. Named "The Steed"
19?? Giant Boulder single speed. Named "Ghetto Cog"
198? Appolo Costom Sport. Named "Appolo"
2000 Gary Fisher Marlin (Team frame). Named... Post your ideas, best one gets a prize


squid out

snow devils

ok good afternoon all
squid here

now on my third day skiing grunt and my buddy make me ski a black dimond, which i might add i didnot fall on,
anyways the snow was great
sticky and soft
made for great skiing

but one thing i am super parinoid about is people behind me, i dont know why but i am, and looking over my sholder skiing is not something i can do very well yet.

so skiing in this wet snow the wash out travles more after hard carvs. well that makes a swooshing sound that sounds like some one is behind you

talk about me being super parinoid! aaaahhhhhhhh

anyways, what ever that is retarted
so now i call wash out
snow devils that are terrorising me!
fuckers

squid out
booyaa

24 or more

So hi there
squid here

so with our jobs some times it is required for grunt and i to be up more than 18 hours at a wack

most of the time it is 24 or more
and most people aske "How do you do that..."

well from a 8 legged freek
here is your answer

first 8 hours regular work day
hours 8 through 12, usually are ok
hours 12 through 18 getting trired but shugged it off
hours 18 through 22 weird fase, things seem different but you know they are not
your vision starts to play tricks on you
hyper sensitive to sounds, you feel like a cat
hours 22 through 24 some sort of energy comes and you get really excited
hours 24 through 26 no pain game, you dont care about anything any more and if pushed the wrong way you become a very moody person
hours 26 through what ever, you end up in a mode, you are not away but not asleep you can do most functions but remembering them is hard, you can not recall what you did a day ago or a year ago, everything starts to shut down

at 36 hours you need lots of eye drops
hour 48 you need to stop
hour 50 never passed

here are some nice body notes you might find funny
bathroom breaks after 24 are more freequent, one you start more just comes... dont know whre it comes from

you have hunger bits where you could eat a horse, but most of the time you are not hungry

right before you eat you feel super sick to your stomach
you could drink 8 red bulls and still sleep after 28 hours (well i can)
you get the shakes
you get lots of ideas, like on what to do and buy
standing just becomes standing, you end up craving to stand some times

well thats all i can think of right now
im on hour... um 19 right now, i will be up for 26 hours before i get home again
two days ago i did it 26 or 27 hours, commen accurance with me

"sleep is for panzies" grunt

squid out, bathroom break
booyaa

And that smell would be?

Good morning all
squid here

the last couple days here have been very interesting so here i am to tell you about my life... again

sit back, relax, hit that bathroom real quick cuz its going to take a while

here is ADVENTURES WITH SUIZY ROTTEN CROTCH

haha

anyways, so yesterday i got off shift in the am, worked nights, and i stayed up, short round and i went to b-fast and i actually got there intime for lunch which was nice for me. before that i put flat bars on the ghetto cog.

so we ate, then went to do erons, and then we went and i tought her how to shoot the p22 and the savage. that was a good time, then we came home and i milled aournd for an hour, rode the ghetto cog to untimate pratice, which i did for 2 hours in the snow, it was great. then i rode home

got a call from my buddy at work
you want to go skiing tomorrow... and i said yes
so then i call grunt, you want to go skiing tomorrow... and he said yes

so i went to bed and grunt went to work
i was up 26 hours and he was going to be up the same the next day

woke up this morning at 0600 and rolled over, got out of bed called my buddy he picked me up at 0730 and we went to the mountain
it was great
only fell 3 times, nothing major, did a black dimond which was cool, grunt and buddy tricked me into it, but its ok, grunt knows when to push me and when not to,

little side note, he fell.... had to put that in

anyways, (not his fault) so moven on.. haha.

got to the bottom of the mountain and stopped, got a phone call

can you work tongiht... fine (phone call from work)

so here i am now going to do a nother 26 hour day...

well thats life i guess
play hard and go to work to recover!!! new line

hope you all are safe sound and having fun
and remember
fuck it
just have fun

squid out
boooyaaaa mother fuckers

yes i have my shots

so hi there
squid here

booyaa
anyways
just thinken to my self here, yes i know....
anyways
sigh

moven on, so anyways, i was thinken, about a story,
when i go out for a trip, i usually have a back pack or a currier bag, and on or in these bags are usually some interesting things, like in my work bag i have a small stuffed monkey... why cus it symbolized the monkey on my back (meaning work) and on my riding pack i have two lighs, why... cuz i dont want to get hit by a car when riding at night,
and on my hiking/skiing pack (nick named, "suezy rotten crotch") i have a rabies tag... why... well here is the story
so november had a vet visit, he got his shots and i got a tag for him to put on his coller. well when he wore a coller it was a nice small one with a november tag on it, and then he decided he didnt like it soooo it came off. now i didnt put the rabies tag on it because it was huge and made him look funny with two tags one the size of almost a half dollor on a kitty.

so what did i to, i attached it to a loop on my suezy (backpack)
and now when ever i go hiking or skiing i get asked "you have a rabies tag?"
and my answer is "yes this proves that i got my shots!"

but to further this, yes i have my shots, having to travle alot grunt and i have had shots that most people have never had
i have been around the world twice and i think grunt has too

so here is a short list of what we have
typhoid
hep a and b (cant get a shot for c) or is it b what ever
pox
small pox
maleria
anthrax (yes it does exsist)
and countless others,

for example, when i went to belize (i know lucky me), my family and i had to go get shots, i got a call from the sister one night in a panic.

"squid squid, you must go to the doctor like tomorrow, you dont have all your shots, cuz i dont, and if you dont go you cant go to the island"

my answer to her "i have more shots than i need im not worried"

sister "well check anyways"

me "ok"

a week later i went to the doc and told her where im going and to look over my shot card for me, and she came back with

"wow, i would worry about you if you where going to the amazon and having sex with all the locals... you have enough shots to last you 20 years, if a wild bore with gonaherpasilfaids bit you, you could turn around and kill it, eat it and you would be ok...."

so thats that, yes i have a rabies tag, yes i have my shots
ladies im safe.... haha

squid out

Fake Girls

Good morning all
Squid here

here is a morning booyaa for ya

so last night, or this morning here at work i was surfing the web again, and i found on yahoo a add for a new tv show "rollergirls" so i was like hum... this proves why not having tv save my brain for the hard hits i take riden.

but i did download a clip from the show, and in the end i was totaly discusted with what i watched, i wish i got that 10 min and 30 seconds back. i could have picked my nose and had something better come of it than watching this sad clip of retarted women.

before you go off on me and tell me that i am sexist and a horrable person, i already know i am horrable, but not sexest. I think women can do almost everything a man can do. They just can't write their name in the snow like we can....

anyways moven on... i am not sexest, i would say this about men who are doing this too,
so rollerderby, what the god damn fuck is this, who calls this entertainment? well i guess A&E think it was a good idea to make the show, but looking at it, it is another over glorified version of WWF,
watching the clip i saw these girls talking big, going to work and at night going to roller derby and kicking the shit out of each other on the track.... well not really kicking the shit out of each other but beating each other for no real good reason other than trying to call this a sport.

They called them selves "Hard Core"

Ok now for all the girls that think they are "Hard Core"
This is for you

I do not proclaim my self "Hard Core" or nothing close too, but for all the "Hard Core" girls and boys out there, i envite you to come and vist me for a week, i will let you sleep at the house and you will have to fallow me all week and mimic me in everything i do.

so this is what will happen, wake up ride, work, ride, drink, sleep a couple hours and do it all again, usually there will be hours of driving to get to places, and there is some diving involved and maybe some climbing.

What grunt and i call a good week, is when we are done there us usually a visit to the ER or close too it, broken bikes, cuts scrapes and only 6 to 8 hours of sleep for the whole week. now all you youngins out there that think they are hard core just cuz you roller derby once a week. lets see you fly wing man with me. ready???

yeah go home panzy
fucken roller derby chicks.... good luck in the real world!

the only girls that i consider hard core are the ones that put up with me and my close freinds, marines army or navy chicks, more of the army and marines, engineer chicks, Er nurses, biking down hill chicks or all mountain chicks (no XC babbies), any girls that can score a 300 or better at shooting, girls that know how to change a gas tank of a car or truck, girls that are willing to try anything so they are not left out, girls that drink beer cuz the girly drinks wont get you drunk and last but not least, a girl that can go shot for shot with me and then drink me under the table and beat me at pool or darts (havent found anyone to match me at drunken darts)

soooo.... roller derby chicks, want to come out and play, or are you going to strap on your skates and go round and round in circles?

thats what i thought... go home
squid out!

The Birds and the Bees

Hi all
squid here

Well i am working nights and sitting here at the board i actually realized something.
Well this took almost all night to realize here, but here we go
so driving around in the company truck tonight around the plant i was realizing how mild this winter is so far. And how i really cant wait for spring
the warm weather, the baby deer running around the plant and the sun setting later and rising eariler.

now as i keep thinking of this my engineer half of my brain kicks in and this is how the twist turns out.

so spring come.
love is in the air
baby animals come running out to play

question, where do these baby animals come from?
answer, momma and poppa animals

question, why do all the babies come out at spring time
answer, since it is cold out everything with the right frame of mind is trying to keep out of the cold, and what better way to keep warm than fuck like rabbits!

so that answered that question, only took about 5 hour of realization, but i am proud of my self


but to put this in prospective,
torso and mommy are due some time this spring with a little one, cold season what do humans want to do.....?
grunt came home to wify, so hum... wondering how they keep warm
the sister has grace..... leave that where it is..... (shiver)
and that is about it

what am i going to have comming out of this winter...
new ski's maybe,
a new cell phone
and a ghetto cog
.....yep....
and yet i sleep with a big black furry pussy.... yeah its just november
glad he got his nuts cut off, or he might think spring is comming soon and he is behind the clock,
now all he thinks of is food and sleep
sounds like some one i know.... no it is not you...

any ways thought i would share my thoughts
squid out
booyaa

Second Day In

Good morning all.

Hope your morning and new year was great, hope everything went as planed.
Mine you ask?

Well here is what happened...
I drank...
Did'nt puke...

So it was a good night...

Anyways, happy new year, have a great day, and I will post more later.

Booyaa
Squid out!