You Must Be A Cat

Hi all
squid here

so short round has come to the conclusion
well if you dont remember short round is my roommate

well she told me she has come to the conclusion
that i am part cat
cuz i sleep all the time

my current sleep rechord is 26 straight hours
and my excuse was ....i wanted to sleep....

so this is my days hour by hour

work days
wake at 0530 and out of bed my 0540
out the door by 0600
at work by 0620
out of work 1830 to 1930, depends on my relief
go home
stay away for a little
bed time 2100 to 2400 (0000)

work nights
leave for work at 1800 (600pm)
get to work at 1820
leave work at 0700
get home at 0720
go to bed right then
wake at 1700
take shower and eat a little
leve to go back to work at 1800

days off
go to bed when ever, usually in the early morning
like between 0100 to 0400
sleep to 1200 to 1300
wake and do it all over again

i have proven that if you sleep half of the day
the day goes by faster
to pass time i sleep
to relax i sleep
and i do sleep to dream some times

i have slept through
birthday parties
lunches with other people
meetings
oil changes
dates with girls (that was a bad move)
dive classes
and worst of all
i have slept through full days

placed i have slept
in my truck on the side of the road
in the truck at a friends house
in a bath tub
in a bed
on a couch
in a chair
at the kitchen table durring a meal
under water (yes while scuba diving)
in many many many airports
on plains
on boats
on the floor

places i have never fallen asleep
at work.... never done it

from my own conclusion is.. i like being a night owl
but i can be a morning person
when i wake im up.... my roommate hates that
i come down the stairs and ask her what we are doing for the day
and she always tells me
I DONT KNOW I JUST GOT UP
and my response is
yeah so did i, start planning
then i sugest shit to do

soooo. as i say today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday
here is a new one
know when to get up to do things
or just sleep... its good for you and enjoy it

squid out