Squid And Grunt's Guide To Life

Welcome to Squid and Grunt's Guide to life, Diving Locations, Mountain Biking trails, Rock climbing sights, and camping... Also little tidbits to help your journey on this round rock we call home! Also, we dont spell that great, use punctuation all the time and dont care much less what you think about that.... just read and enjoy and laugh!

Monday, July 24, 2006

A little more confusing

hi all
well talken to some people
when i say things i get the one eyebrow raise and then a "HUA"
the "HUA" like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKEN ABOUT

so here ya go
some things squid might say

"Im hitten the rack"

hitten meaning im going to go,
rack as in the bed, not a girls chest, i would never hit a girl! come on people

"Im hitten the head"
Head as in the bathroom, not my head, or someone elses head
and hitten again meaning im going to go to

"i got to drain the dragon"
I got to go pee, and dragon is a less deaming tearm than lizard, lizards are small, dragons are big, nuffsaid!

"its a titbitnippley"
its cold out

less confused.... if you are still confused i dont care
and yes i know i cant spell
and no i dont want to fix it

squid out... but first i got to hit the head

life on two wheels

hiall
so here i am typen on this
that means two things
i have done everything i needed to get done and i am bored (not true)
or i am just doing this to not do what i need to do (very true)

anyways, this past weekend.... sunday and monday, have been a biking event
I went back to Burke to go riden, i took along a littleperson to well.... have some one to ride with, and i fixed her bike.... one thing that everyone should know, when you go biking make sure you bike is ready to go before you head out of the house, if it does not work right dont ride it, and please please please please please please... please.... please dont bring it to me...... i feel that i have to fix it even thow i should not, i ususally do!

so anyways, went to burke, the littleone crashed haha, that is to be expected, i dabbed a couple times, (dabbing is when you put a foot down here and there to prevent crashing) i did hit a couple trees, but didnt knock me down

then i went riden with the roomate later that day, and rode and rode and rode around STJAY and then i ran over dog shit on the side walk, with my single speed,

now "shit" happens so yeah thats that, but I HATE HITTING DONG SHIT
who ever owns a dog, and lets it shit and does not take care of it should be shot, if it is your yard i could care less, if it is not your hard, the side walk a street or somewhere that trafic of feet or bikes or cars could be, CLEAN THE SHIT UP

I mean GOD DAMN IT PEOPLE you need to be responsable, i dont let november shit all over the house, i clean up his puke when he gets sick, i brush him i feed him and i make sure he is ALWAYS taken care of. it is a responsability to have a pet, and if you cant take care of it 100% you are a fucken idiot!

I know dog shit is really not that fun to clean up, trust me i spent abour 2 hours cleaning it off and out of my bike! NOT FUN, and it smelled and then i smelled and had to take a shower!

so if you dont clean your dog shit up and i catch you, i am going to hit you with what ever i am on, car bike or with my bare hands! This is a warning! and i work out!

anyways, i did do some modifications to the single speed cuz i had it all apart cleaning the dog shit out of the fork, so that is going to run a little more smooth

I havent gotten my new bike yet so i am itching for that, if i hit dog shit with that, i think my head might explode! anyways

chat soon
squid out

remember im watching you!

Saturday, July 22, 2006

25 years and not smarter

hi all
squid here

so now im 25,b-day was a hand full of days ago
it was a good time, i was in NYC for the weekend, went to NYC bikes and bought a new track bike. fixie, should be a good time, should be here in about 4 weeks,

the trip was fun
and now im back
and thats about it

so what to talk about......

dont know
chat more later i guess
squid out

Friday, July 07, 2006

100 miles

so today i broke 100 miles on the appolo single speed road bike
now thats not super fantastic but..... i did it

now there are more miles on that bike than just 100, but that has been since i got the cycle computer for it,

it too me
8 hours 40 min
to go 102.4 miles
at and average rate of 11.64 mph
max mph was 37.08 mph (i almost hit a car when i did that)

my next goal is another 100 miles
average 13mph
max 40mph
and a time of only 6 hours
i think i can do it, but it is going to be a trip ride
i may ride to work and back a couple times, that should put me up there!

chat soon
squid out