The Little Fucker Burps

SO yeah, today novemer, is going to the vet
and this means a couple things
his calm cool colecive'ness goes right out the window,
he goes in the, i know nothing is wrong, but my going to sweat out my paws like a nervious teanager and im going to make damn sure you know i dont like this.
last year while trying to get dumbbutt into the cat carrier i got scratched, peed and pooped on. in the end he got wrapped up in a sheet, tossed in the carrier and we were late to the vet, (whitch is not even 50 yeards down the street)
but for being a cat that is soo cool, i cant blame him, i mean who really wants to go to the doc's right?
anyways, so im watchen the cat waiting and planning my move when i see him sit up, look at me and "bbbBBUUURRRPPPppp"
no shit, he burped, and it was vocal, he looked at me, layed back down and that was that.
and thats not all, my cat also farts (mostly when he eats thai food) and he likes to hold conversations with you, (just ask short round) and when you are done petting him, he wants to pet you back (i keep telling him its a "one way street")
shortround thinks he is me just in a cats body! he's lazy, eats alot but not often, likes to play, sleeps all day, up all night, and likes bad music! I mean thats me in a nut shell!

