I'm THE BIG WEEEAANNERRRR

SO hi all
squid here

I am working nights, and when i work nights, i wake up between 200 and 500pm inthe anfternoon and decided what im going to do before i leave for work at 600pm. Today like most days i decided to take the bike and go get a snack and supper for the night.

so i rode to bagle depo and when i got there, when i was leaning my new track bike against a piller three anying children started to make lots of noise and decided it was a great idea to run around me screaming in terror about a bee. Not that i have a short tempor when i wake up. but i do!

so now im grubling when i get in the depo to get my bagle, and standing in line, i got cut, TWICE... i mean what the FUCK!

then on the ride home, i almost get side swiped by a car that got too close cuz he decided he wanted to pass me when a 18 wheeler was comming the other way! FUCKERS, that is the third time this week i have been almost hit by a car! this is really retarted

and here we go to top it all off, to get me going i mean really going

finally i get on my street, and i am riden home when the stupid punk spoiled boy on my streed see's me on my new bike and decided he needs to ask me questions and keep talking when i ignore him!

i was riden home and he rides up next to me

dumbasskid "is that a new bike"
squid "yes"
DAK "can you do a wheely on it"
squid "i dont want to"
DAK "can you do a skid"
squid "you do one"
DAK "ok lets see if you can top this"

and the little fucker skids 5 feet

and he wants me to skid on a track bike.... MMUUUAAHAHAHAHAHA get ready you little puke here comes the skid that will put you to shame for the rest of your life.

squid "you stay right here"

so i circled around, rode to the end of the street, came back with some speed and locked up my legs leaned way over the bars and BOOM

i made a 35-40 food "in your face you little punk ass kid leave me alone and go home to mama fuck head" skid

DAK "wow......."

squid "yep......" and i got off the bike walked in the house and ate my bagle

I hate mondays
squid out

and again

Hi all

so my track bike came in yesterday
and no it didnt have the wheels i ordered, but i am taking care of that!!!!

but anyways,
so today i went for a ride, again , the thrid one of the day, and riden around town
i was cutting through traffic and going a good pace when some one decided that the parking space right next to them needed to be taken RIGHT then and there! so the fuckers cut me off. i mean went right in front of me, no turn signal, no slowing down, no looking to see if anything was comming

i locked my my legs and skidded to a near death stop, alsmot cliped their bumper! I was so shocked that i didnt do anything
i should have pounded on their truck and yelled something but i didnt! DAMN IT
I really hate drivers who think they own the road

and to top it off they had to be 80+ years old, they looked it
sigh

anyways, the track bike is nice
i like it alot smooth and quiet!

chat soon
squid out

evolution

So it has started,
Today i read in about a fellow animal evolving into her surroundings

and i relized my self, i am doing the same, slowly but shurly
this old city squid, is evolving into a cuntry squid

frist off, over here in the great state of the vermont (pronounce vermont as Veeermont) there is two big towns, Montpieler and Burlington. I have lived in the btown but never in montpiler, But i grew up in a city, well very very large town you could call it (five colleges with in 5 miles)

anyways, where i live now is the stix, and well i am an out cast, i ride a track bike around town, i am the only perosn to commute here and there on a bike, every one stares at me. Well first off FUCK THEM, but anyways

second, i do things like coach ultimate frisbee, and play ultimate, i scuba dive. all of that stuff around here is thought of as "werid"

and i dont hunt, there is the HUGE deal, everyone around here hunts, and if you dont hunt..... you are an out cast! and i mean OUT CAST, i will stare at you till you go away, and when you say hi, i will ignore you by staring at you till i make you to uncomfertable to stick around! that kind of out cast

so now you are asking... how did squid evolve here in the stix

well i still ride my bikes way too much
i still eat thai food at least once a week
i still scuba and rockclimb and shit like that
I am still an out cast in the town

but now i own 4 guns... real guns not some cap gun... well grunt calls two of them cap guns

I wear camo every once and a while, but not like hunting camo, grunt gave me one of his old uniforms from the desert, and i wear the pants some times.

and i actually thought about getting a hinting license this year for turkey.... but that quickly went down the tubes cuz i really dont want to kill anything except cardboard cutouts of smilly faces!

but i do like my shot gun... alot!

anyways
here is the outcast singen off

Squid out